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I mean, I've never been the best Muslim
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Count Abdulla

I mean,I've never been the best Muslim, and clearly I'm a terrible vampire

I mean,
I've never been the best Muslim, and clearly I'm a terrible vampire

Full Transcript

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I mean, I've never been the best Muslim,
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and clearly I'm a terrible vampire.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:07
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E05 Sim. Hey, sis, it's time for our dance. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Sim. Hey, sis, it's time for our dance.
S01 • E04 SHAFI GASPS - Count Abdulla 00:07
SHAFI GASPS
S01 • E05 DJ! Let's go, come on. Amrita. - Count Abdulla 00:05
DJ! Let's go, come on. Amrita.
S01 • E05 Let's put our hands together for the beautiful bride - Count Abdulla 00:07
Let's put our hands together for the beautiful bride
S01 • E06 I-I-I know you want what's best for me, - Count Abdulla 00:08
I-I-I know you want what's best for me,
S01 • E02 What I said was totally out of line. It's just... - Count Abdulla 00:05
What I said was totally out of line. It's just...
S01 • E06 I don't want anyone dying for my sake, - Count Abdulla 00:08
I don't want anyone dying for my sake,
S01 • E04 HE HISSES - Count Abdulla 00:07
HE HISSES
S01 • E06 I-I-I love you, Mum. But you have to let me go. - Count Abdulla 00:05
I-I-I love you, Mum. But you have to let me go.
S01 • E05 Ah, come on, bru. It's a classic Shah Rukh Khan move. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Ah, come on, bru. It's a classic Shah Rukh Khan move.
S01 • E02 Something just clicks, - Count Abdulla 00:06
Something just clicks,
S01 • E05 There's no way she won't fall head over heels - Count Abdulla 00:05
There's no way she won't fall head over heels
S01 • E06 MURMURS PRAYER - Count Abdulla 00:07
MURMURS PRAYER
S01 • E01 Oh! Poor little posh boy don't understand old Kath. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Oh! Poor little posh boy don't understand old Kath.
S01 • E04 Baby, I can change. I've even stopped critiquing - Count Abdulla 00:05
Baby, I can change. I've even stopped critiquing
S01 • E01 Well, listen here, mate. I don't think THIS is very funny. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Well, listen here, mate. I don't think THIS is very fun...
S01 • E06 Kathy and the Hindu vampire? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Kathy and the Hindu vampire?
S01 • E03 I have the same taste in men as Princess Diana. - Count Abdulla 00:06
I have the same taste in men as Princess Diana.
S01 • E01 Every year, a thousand pricks just like you - Count Abdulla 00:10
Every year, a thousand pricks just like you
S01 • E03 BOTH HISS - Count Abdulla 00:11
BOTH HISS