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Count Abdulla

I mean, you literally said "Islam allows up to four side hoes"on your last track

I mean, you literally said "Islam allows up to four side hoes"
on your last track

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I mean, you literally said
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"Islam allows up to four side hoes" on your last track.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:08
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E06 I wish I could help, Mrs Khan, - Count Abdulla 00:06
I wish I could help, Mrs Khan,
S01 • E03 Frank, if you don't shut up, - Count Abdulla 00:05
Frank, if you don't shut up,
S01 • E02 This is my last chance to get back in with the mosque aunties - Count Abdulla 00:06
This is my last chance to get back in with the mosque auntie...
S01 • E01 Eh, more likely you just wanted to beef up your biodata. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Eh, more likely you just wanted to beef up your biodata.
S01 • E05 Thanks to you and your Islamic sex therapy, - Count Abdulla 00:06
Thanks to you and your Islamic sex therapy,
S01 • E02 And isn't Nahima lovely? SHE GASPS - Count Abdulla 00:08
And isn't Nahima lovely? SHE GASPS
S01 • E06 Who was that? Oh, it's... it's nothing, really. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Who was that? Oh, it's... it's nothing, really.
S01 • E06 It's, erm... just the... the Muslim kid, you know? - Count Abdulla 00:05
It's, erm... just the... the Muslim kid, you know?
S01 • E04 Mum, I'm not... KNOCK ON DOOR - Count Abdulla 00:06
Mum, I'm not... KNOCK ON DOOR
S01 • E05 It's OK to be concerned, Auntie, - Count Abdulla 00:06
It's OK to be concerned, Auntie,
S01 • E05 I know Kathy might not be the ideal daughter-in-law, but... - Count Abdulla 00:05
I know Kathy might not be the ideal daughter-in-law, but...
S01 • E04 And remember, it's better to be open - Count Abdulla 00:06
And remember, it's better to be open
S01 • E05 I don't want him making the same mistakes that I did. - Count Abdulla 00:04
I don't want him making the same mistakes that I did.
S01 • E05 You know, just running off, getting married in secret, - Count Abdulla 00:05
You know, just running off, getting married in secret,
S01 • E06 Well, I didn't know we'd be having so much fun. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Well, I didn't know we'd be having so much fun.
S01 • E01 Shafi. Imam Shafi to you, my bro. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Shafi. Imam Shafi to you, my bro.
S01 • E05 Going on unchaperoned dates, - Count Abdulla 00:06
Going on unchaperoned dates,
S01 • E06 Wellness, karma, vegetarianism, it's all meaningless - Count Abdulla 00:07
Wellness, karma, vegetarianism, it's all meaningless
S01 • E02 She has a good, honest heart, unlike some of us. - Count Abdulla 00:04
She has a good, honest heart, unlike some of us.
S01 • E01 What can '90s hip-hop tell us about the Quran? - Count Abdulla 00:06
What can '90s hip-hop tell us about the Quran?