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I wish I could help, Mrs Khan
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Count Abdulla

I wish I could help, Mrs Khan, but, er...I've got chakras to realign

I wish I could help, Mrs Khan, but, er...
I've got chakras to realign

Full Transcript

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I wish I could help, Mrs Khan,
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but, er... I've got chakras to realign.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:10
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E03 Frank, if you don't shut up, - Count Abdulla 00:05
Frank, if you don't shut up,
S01 • E02 This is my last chance to get back in with the mosque aunties - Count Abdulla 00:06
This is my last chance to get back in with the mosque auntie...
S01 • E01 Eh, more likely you just wanted to beef up your biodata. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Eh, more likely you just wanted to beef up your biodata.
S01 • E05 Thanks to you and your Islamic sex therapy, - Count Abdulla 00:06
Thanks to you and your Islamic sex therapy,
S01 • E02 And isn't Nahima lovely? SHE GASPS - Count Abdulla 00:08
And isn't Nahima lovely? SHE GASPS
S01 • E06 Who was that? Oh, it's... it's nothing, really. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Who was that? Oh, it's... it's nothing, really.
S01 • E05 It's OK to be concerned, Auntie, - Count Abdulla 00:06
It's OK to be concerned, Auntie,
S01 • E04 Mum, I'm not... KNOCK ON DOOR - Count Abdulla 00:06
Mum, I'm not... KNOCK ON DOOR
S01 • E06 It's, erm... just the... the Muslim kid, you know? - Count Abdulla 00:05
It's, erm... just the... the Muslim kid, you know?
S01 • E05 I know Kathy might not be the ideal daughter-in-law, but... - Count Abdulla 00:05
I know Kathy might not be the ideal daughter-in-law, but...
S01 • E04 And remember, it's better to be open - Count Abdulla 00:06
And remember, it's better to be open
S01 • E05 I don't want him making the same mistakes that I did. - Count Abdulla 00:04
I don't want him making the same mistakes that I did.
S01 • E05 You know, just running off, getting married in secret, - Count Abdulla 00:05
You know, just running off, getting married in secret,
S01 • E06 Well, I didn't know we'd be having so much fun. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Well, I didn't know we'd be having so much fun.
S01 • E01 Shafi. Imam Shafi to you, my bro. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Shafi. Imam Shafi to you, my bro.
S01 • E05 Going on unchaperoned dates, - Count Abdulla 00:06
Going on unchaperoned dates,
S01 • E06 Wellness, karma, vegetarianism, it's all meaningless - Count Abdulla 00:07
Wellness, karma, vegetarianism, it's all meaningless
S01 • E02 She has a good, honest heart, unlike some of us. - Count Abdulla 00:04
She has a good, honest heart, unlike some of us.
S01 • E01 What can '90s hip-hop tell us about the Quran? - Count Abdulla 00:06
What can '90s hip-hop tell us about the Quran?
S01 • E05 Shafi, you're the one that put the idea of marriage into his head, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Shafi, you're the one that put the idea of marriage int...