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Count Abdulla

I'll just tell the aunties that both my husbandand my only son have deserted me

I'll just tell the aunties that both my husband
and my only son have deserted me

Full Transcript

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I'll just tell the aunties
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that both my husband and my only son have deserted me.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:26
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E02 What the fuck? Please, Mr Abdulla, - Count Abdulla 00:07
What the fuck? Please, Mr Abdulla,
S01 • E04 Er, Kathy was just interested in giving blood. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Er, Kathy was just interested in giving blood.
S01 • E04 Weren't you, Kathy? SHE CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:05
Weren't you, Kathy? SHE CHUCKLES
S01 • E05 And exhale down into Chaturanga Dandasana... - Count Abdulla 00:06
And exhale down into Chaturanga Dandasana...
S01 • E03 You're movin' so mad, you know? Like I said to Shafi, - Count Abdulla 00:05
You're movin' so mad, you know? Like I said to Sha...
S01 • E01 Thanks. SHE LAUGHS - Count Abdulla 00:08
Thanks. SHE LAUGHS
S01 • E04 But taking blood supplies for your dominatrix business, - Count Abdulla 00:05
But taking blood supplies for your dominatrix business,
S01 • E03 Last time I checked, it was you who needed me to stop you - Count Abdulla 00:05
Last time I checked, it was you who needed me to stop you
S01 • E05 SHE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:08
SHE GROANS
S01 • E03 I don't need anybody's help, not least from the guys - Count Abdulla 00:06
I don't need anybody's help, not least from the gu...
S01 • E02 And it wouldn't be good for either of us - Count Abdulla 00:05
And it wouldn't be good for either of us
S01 • E02 I know this seems awfully weird, Mr Abdulla, - Count Abdulla 00:08
I know this seems awfully weird, Mr Abdulla,
S01 • E05 Now, everyone, close your eyes and repeat after me. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Now, everyone, close your eyes and repeat after me.
S01 • E06 Before we start, I should tell you I had a pint for breakfast, - Count Abdulla 00:10
Before we start, I should tell you I had a pint for breakfas...
S01 • E03 Is she your little... side order of mattar paneer? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Is she your little... side order of mattar paneer?
S01 • E02 Look, Miss, I'm sure you're very nice, - Count Abdulla 00:05
Look, Miss, I'm sure you're very nice,
S01 • E06 HE CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:08
HE CHUCKLES
S01 • E03 ALL LAUGH - Count Abdulla 00:10
ALL LAUGH
S01 • E04 Explain to me why I'm meant to be your private vampire tutor? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Explain to me why I'm meant to be your private vampire ...
S01 • E05 Oh, right. That's everything. Thank you, my dears, and namaste. - Count Abdulla 00:07
Oh, right. That's everything. Thank you, my dears, and ...