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MONITOR BEEPS It's not hummus, Dr Khan

MONITOR BEEPS It's not hummus, Dr Khan

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MONITOR BEEPS
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It's not hummus, Dr Khan.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:29
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E06 HE MOANS - Count Abdulla 00:06
HE MOANS
S01 • E05 I can't tell my Sikh sister I've got a Muslim boyfriend, now, can I? - Count Abdulla 00:05
I can't tell my Sikh sister I've got a Muslim boyf...
S01 • E03 I'm sorry, Mr Abdulla. - Count Abdulla 00:05
I'm sorry, Mr Abdulla.
S01 • E04 THEY CHUCKLE - Count Abdulla 00:06
THEY CHUCKLE
S01 • E01 PLEADS IN ARABIC - Count Abdulla 00:05
PLEADS IN ARABIC
S01 • E05 You two loverbirds can talk all you want later, - Count Abdulla 00:10
You two loverbirds can talk all you want later,
S01 • E02 Erm, the drug test was inconclusive, - Count Abdulla 00:08
Erm, the drug test was inconclusive,
S01 • E03 SHE HISSES - Count Abdulla 00:04
SHE HISSES
S01 • E06 You? You, or my... or my own mum? - Count Abdulla 00:05
You? You, or my... or my own mum?
S01 • E03 WIND BLOWS - Count Abdulla 00:05
WIND BLOWS
S01 • E05 Oh, come on, you can do a few rounds with us, Abhijeet, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Oh, come on, you can do a few rounds with us, Abhijeet,
S01 • E02 I know I can't remember every detail, - Count Abdulla 00:05
I know I can't remember every detail,
S01 • E06 Ya Allah, I'm a fucking vampire, what do I do, Amrita? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Ya Allah, I'm a fucking vampire, what do I do, Amrita?
S01 • E01 Bro, men like us can't be afraid of anything. You feel me? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Bro, men like us can't be afraid of anything. You feel ...
S01 • E02 But the, er, STI test did come back negative. - Count Abdulla 00:05
But the, er, STI test did come back negative.
S01 • E04 HE GROANS This vampirism malarkey! - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE GROANS This vampirism malarkey!
S01 • E02 So, a few more days under obs and we can discharge. - Count Abdulla 00:05
So, a few more days under obs and we can discharge.
S01 • E01 MAJ TUTS Look, what you got to be afraid of - Count Abdulla 00:05
MAJ TUTS Look, what you got to be afraid of
S01 • E05 Oh, no, no, no, no. I... I brought my own. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Oh, no, no, no, no. I... I brought my own.
S01 • E02 Please tell me that you found at least one girl mad enough - Count Abdulla 00:07
Please tell me that you found at least one girl mad enough