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Oh, come on, you can do a few rounds with us, Abhijeet
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Count Abdulla

Oh, come on, you can do a few roundswith us, Abhijeet, or are you as lame as my...

Oh, come on, you can do a few rounds
with us, Abhijeet, or are you as lame as my perfect,
Sikh, golden-girl sister?

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Oh, come on, you can do a few rounds with us, Abhijeet,
00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:07.000
or are you as lame as my perfect, Sikh, golden-girl sister?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:50
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E02 I know I can't remember every detail, - Count Abdulla 00:05
I know I can't remember every detail,
S01 • E06 Ya Allah, I'm a fucking vampire, what do I do, Amrita? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Ya Allah, I'm a fucking vampire, what do I do, Amrita?
S01 • E02 But the, er, STI test did come back negative. - Count Abdulla 00:05
But the, er, STI test did come back negative.
S01 • E01 Bro, men like us can't be afraid of anything. You feel me? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Bro, men like us can't be afraid of anything. You feel ...
S01 • E04 HE GROANS This vampirism malarkey! - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE GROANS This vampirism malarkey!
S01 • E02 So, a few more days under obs and we can discharge. - Count Abdulla 00:05
So, a few more days under obs and we can discharge.
S01 • E01 MAJ TUTS Look, what you got to be afraid of - Count Abdulla 00:05
MAJ TUTS Look, what you got to be afraid of
S01 • E05 Oh, no, no, no, no. I... I brought my own. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Oh, no, no, no, no. I... I brought my own.
S01 • E04 Can I go out in the sun, like in Twilight, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Can I go out in the sun, like in Twilight,
S01 • E02 Please tell me that you found at least one girl mad enough - Count Abdulla 00:07
Please tell me that you found at least one girl mad enough
S01 • E01 Ghouls? MAJ CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:06
Ghouls? MAJ CHUCKLES
S01 • E05 Oh, Abs, that's not... It's a... a moonshine. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Oh, Abs, that's not... It's a... a moonshine.
S01 • E06 Look, I didn't know if I was gonna take it, - Count Abdulla 00:05
Look, I didn't know if I was gonna take it,
S01 • E04 SHE GROANS Can I be killed with silver - Count Abdulla 00:08
SHE GROANS Can I be killed with silver
S01 • E03 Arrest... There's an Islamophobic vampire - Count Abdulla 00:05
Arrest... There's an Islamophobic vampire
S01 • E01 Or with a ghost, or a werewolf, or I don't know, even like a...? - Count Abdulla 00:04
Or with a ghost, or a werewolf, or I don't know, even l...
S01 • E01 A vampire? MAJ SCREAMS - Count Abdulla 00:09
A vampire? MAJ SCREAMS
S01 • E04 Good Lord, Abdulla! A Muslim, of all people, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Good Lord, Abdulla! A Muslim, of all people,
S01 • E03 Who's gonna section me, bruv? SHAFI SIGHS - Count Abdulla 00:06
Who's gonna section me, bruv? SHAFI SIGHS
S01 • E06 What about the... sunshine - Count Abdulla 00:06
What about the... sunshine