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The white guy who loves horror, respects my culture
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Count Abdulla

The white guy who loves horror,respects my culture, and even says he's interestedin...

The white guy who loves horror,
respects my culture, and even says he's interested
in Sikhism!

Full Transcript

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The white guy who loves horror, respects my culture,
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and even says he's interested in Sikhism!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:44
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E03 I know you don't bang gym, yeah, but even you are not weak enough - Count Abdulla 00:06
I know you don't bang gym, yeah, but even you are not w...
S01 • E02 So, he's, like, straight, white, South African AND woke?! - Count Abdulla 00:06
So, he's, like, straight, white, South African AND woke...
S01 • E01 It's just so hard to come by nowadays - Count Abdulla 00:06
It's just so hard to come by nowadays
S01 • E04 HE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:06
HE GROANS
S01 • E05 SHE CHUCKLES Did you make the fatal mistake - Count Abdulla 00:07
SHE CHUCKLES Did you make the fatal mistake
S01 • E06 BOLLYWOOD MUSIC - Count Abdulla 00:10
BOLLYWOOD MUSIC
S01 • E02 BUT here's the catch... bastard's visa's up, - Count Abdulla 00:07
BUT here's the catch... bastard's visa's up,
S01 • E03 And given your dating history, surely you know how much damage - Count Abdulla 00:08
And given your dating history, surely you know how much dama...
S01 • E04 KNOCKING - Count Abdulla 00:05
KNOCKING
S01 • E01 But Halal virgin blood, well, finding that is like... - Count Abdulla 00:04
But Halal virgin blood, well, finding that is like...
S01 • E05 HE HISSES - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE HISSES
S01 • E04 The chastity belt you got me has broken and... I can't pee. - Count Abdulla 00:05
The chastity belt you got me has broken and... I can't ...
S01 • E01 But isn't it Ramadan? The month of charity? - Count Abdulla 00:05
But isn't it Ramadan? The month of charity?
S01 • E05 You don't get it. Come here. SHE CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:06
You don't get it. Come here. SHE CHUCKLES
S01 • E01 Well, there's no better time than now to give blood. - Count Abdulla 00:06
Well, there's no better time than now to give blood.
S01 • E03 But if them vampires come for you, - Count Abdulla 00:05
But if them vampires come for you,
S01 • E05 OK, either I'm much more pissed than I thought I was, or... - Count Abdulla 00:06
OK, either I'm much more pissed than I thought I was, o...
S01 • E04 A bite has one percent chance of turning you, - Count Abdulla 00:07
A bite has one percent chance of turning you,
S01 • E01 HISSES - Count Abdulla 00:11
HISSES
S01 • E02 Have you considered an STI test? Guys! Guys! I'm fine, OK? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Have you considered an STI test? Guys! Guys! I'm fine, ...