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This is my last chance to get back in with the mosque aunties
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Count Abdulla

This is my last chance to get backin with the mosque aunties after you went "AWAL".AWOL,...

This is my last chance to get back
in with the mosque aunties after you went "AWAL".
AWOL, Mum

Full Transcript

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This is my last chance to get back in with the mosque aunties
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after you went "AWAL". AWOL, Mum.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:14
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E01 Eh, more likely you just wanted to beef up your biodata. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Eh, more likely you just wanted to beef up your biodata.
S01 • E05 Thanks to you and your Islamic sex therapy, - Count Abdulla 00:06
Thanks to you and your Islamic sex therapy,
S01 • E02 And isn't Nahima lovely? SHE GASPS - Count Abdulla 00:08
And isn't Nahima lovely? SHE GASPS
S01 • E06 Who was that? Oh, it's... it's nothing, really. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Who was that? Oh, it's... it's nothing, really.
S01 • E05 It's OK to be concerned, Auntie, - Count Abdulla 00:06
It's OK to be concerned, Auntie,
S01 • E04 Mum, I'm not... KNOCK ON DOOR - Count Abdulla 00:06
Mum, I'm not... KNOCK ON DOOR
S01 • E06 It's, erm... just the... the Muslim kid, you know? - Count Abdulla 00:05
It's, erm... just the... the Muslim kid, you know?
S01 • E05 I know Kathy might not be the ideal daughter-in-law, but... - Count Abdulla 00:05
I know Kathy might not be the ideal daughter-in-law, but...
S01 • E04 And remember, it's better to be open - Count Abdulla 00:06
And remember, it's better to be open
S01 • E05 I don't want him making the same mistakes that I did. - Count Abdulla 00:04
I don't want him making the same mistakes that I did.
S01 • E05 You know, just running off, getting married in secret, - Count Abdulla 00:05
You know, just running off, getting married in secret,
S01 • E06 Well, I didn't know we'd be having so much fun. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Well, I didn't know we'd be having so much fun.
S01 • E01 Shafi. Imam Shafi to you, my bro. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Shafi. Imam Shafi to you, my bro.
S01 • E05 Going on unchaperoned dates, - Count Abdulla 00:06
Going on unchaperoned dates,
S01 • E06 Wellness, karma, vegetarianism, it's all meaningless - Count Abdulla 00:07
Wellness, karma, vegetarianism, it's all meaningless
S01 • E02 She has a good, honest heart, unlike some of us. - Count Abdulla 00:04
She has a good, honest heart, unlike some of us.
S01 • E01 What can '90s hip-hop tell us about the Quran? - Count Abdulla 00:06
What can '90s hip-hop tell us about the Quran?
S01 • E05 Shafi, you're the one that put the idea of marriage into his head, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Shafi, you're the one that put the idea of marriage int...
S01 • E04 Are you afraid to get sensitive - Count Abdulla 00:05
Are you afraid to get sensitive
S01 • E02 Let's just say I'm sick of Muslim boys - Count Abdulla 00:09
Let's just say I'm sick of Muslim boys