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Wellness, karma, vegetarianism, it's all meaningless
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Count Abdulla

Wellness, karma, vegetarianism,it's all meaningless if you're just gonna do exactlywhat...

Wellness, karma, vegetarianism,
it's all meaningless if you're just gonna do exactly
what you did to me back in the '90s

Full Transcript

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Wellness, karma, vegetarianism, it's all meaningless
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if you're just gonna do exactly what you did to me back in the '90s.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:45
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E02 She has a good, honest heart, unlike some of us. - Count Abdulla 00:04
She has a good, honest heart, unlike some of us.
S01 • E01 What can '90s hip-hop tell us about the Quran? - Count Abdulla 00:06
What can '90s hip-hop tell us about the Quran?
S01 • E05 Shafi, you're the one that put the idea of marriage into his head, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Shafi, you're the one that put the idea of marriage int...
S01 • E04 Are you afraid to get sensitive - Count Abdulla 00:05
Are you afraid to get sensitive
S01 • E02 Let's just say I'm sick of Muslim boys - Count Abdulla 00:09
Let's just say I'm sick of Muslim boys
S01 • E05 Listen, I could talk about this feminism stuff - Count Abdulla 00:06
Listen, I could talk about this feminism stuff
S01 • E04 Oh, come on, name me one other imam - Count Abdulla 00:05
Oh, come on, name me one other imam
S01 • E06 Yeah, maybe I just need to accept that. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Yeah, maybe I just need to accept that.
S01 • E01 Looks more Hounslow High Street than genuine, Supreme Shafi. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Looks more Hounslow High Street than genuine, Supreme Shafi.
S01 • E03 OK, so, she looks like some skinny white chick, - Count Abdulla 00:05
OK, so, she looks like some skinny white chick,
S01 • E05 Ah, just... All right, listen. Don't worry, Auntie Bushie. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Ah, just... All right, listen. Don't worry, Auntie Bush...
S01 • E02 I know it's not only going mosque you lie to your mum about, Abs. - Count Abdulla 00:05
I know it's not only going mosque you lie to your mum a...
S01 • E01 ABDULLA CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:06
ABDULLA CHUCKLES
S01 • E04 SHE SIGHS - Count Abdulla 00:05
SHE SIGHS
S01 • E02 Look, Nahima, I know I'm not the world's best Muslim, - Count Abdulla 00:10
Look, Nahima, I know I'm not the world's best Musl...
S01 • E03 Yes, have you seen her? Yeah, she were here earlier, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Yes, have you seen her? Yeah, she were here earlier,
S01 • E06 We're immortal, you fuck. We don't get a next life! - Count Abdulla 00:05
We're immortal, you fuck. We don't get a next life...
S01 • E01 Do you know what, I think I'd better... go. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Do you know what, I think I'd better... go.
S01 • E04 In fact, my past life is exactly what helps me connect - Count Abdulla 00:05
In fact, my past life is exactly what helps me connect
S01 • E06 SHE GASPS - Count Abdulla 00:05
SHE GASPS