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What's the problem? Your costume. You're a colonist
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Count Abdulla

What's the problem?Your costume. You're a colonist

What's the problem?
Your costume. You're a colonist

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What's the problem? Your costume. You're a colonist.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:27
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E02 HE SPEAKS ARABIC - Count Abdulla 00:16
HE SPEAKS ARABIC
S01 • E05 But when I finally accepted who I was, - Count Abdulla 00:05
But when I finally accepted who I was,
S01 • E03 No. Oh... I fucking knew it. - Count Abdulla 00:05
No. Oh... I fucking knew it.
S01 • E03 My mum tried to have me exorcised, YOU tried to kill me, - Count Abdulla 00:07
My mum tried to have me exorcised, YOU tried to kill me,
S01 • E01 Who the fuck invited the investment wanker? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Who the fuck invited the investment wanker?
S01 • E02 It's the fucking "power of Christ compels you speech" - Count Abdulla 00:05
It's the fucking "power of Christ compels you spee...
S01 • E03 HE EXHALES SHARPLY - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE EXHALES SHARPLY
S01 • E05 HE EXHALES - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE EXHALES
S01 • E03 HE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:13
HE GROANS
S01 • E01 Coming from a guy who said - Count Abdulla 00:04
Coming from a guy who said
S01 • E05 SHE EXHALES - Count Abdulla 00:08
SHE EXHALES
S01 • E06 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Count Abdulla 00:05
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
S01 • E01 Get the fuck out of here - Count Abdulla 00:05
Get the fuck out of here
S01 • E02 HE WINCES - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE WINCES
S01 • E03 Oh. Oh, it's the girlfriend experience you want, is it? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Oh. Oh, it's the girlfriend experience you want, is it?
S01 • E02 SHE SIGHS - Count Abdulla 00:04
SHE SIGHS
S01 • E01 Well... it doesn't make up for colonialism, - Count Abdulla 00:06
Well... it doesn't make up for colonialism,
S01 • E04 I'm treating my beautiful Nahima, my wonderful fiancee, - Count Abdulla 00:06
I'm treating my beautiful Nahima, my wonderful fiancee,
S01 • E05 Well, yeah, but... HE CLEARS THROAT - Count Abdulla 00:07
Well, yeah, but... HE CLEARS THROAT
S01 • E01 WHOOPING - Count Abdulla 00:16
WHOOPING