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Who's gonna section me, bruv? SHAFI SIGHS
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Count Abdulla

Who's gonna section me, bruv?SHAFI SIGHS Look, we can't justsit around and do nothing,...

Who's gonna section me, bruv?
SHAFI SIGHS Look, we can't just
sit around and do nothing, yeah?

Full Transcript

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Who's gonna section me, bruv? SHAFI SIGHS
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Look, we can't just sit around and do nothing, yeah?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:24
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E06 What about the... sunshine - Count Abdulla 00:06
What about the... sunshine
S01 • E04 I mean, vampires can be ethical, productive members of society. - Count Abdulla 00:06
I mean, vampires can be ethical, productive members of socie...
S01 • E01 I mean, I've tried Jewish, Buddhist, - Count Abdulla 00:07
I mean, I've tried Jewish, Buddhist,
S01 • E05 SIM GIGGLES - Count Abdulla 00:10
SIM GIGGLES
S01 • E04 What, you got a problem with a disabled person - Count Abdulla 00:06
What, you got a problem with a disabled person
S01 • E01 Muslim blood or Halal blood... BOTH GASP - Count Abdulla 00:06
Muslim blood or Halal blood... BOTH GASP
S01 • E05 Oh, OK, OK. I told you I was busy. - Count Abdulla 00:06
Oh, OK, OK. I told you I was busy.
S01 • E04 Tell me. Tell me how I'm supposed to get a job - Count Abdulla 00:05
Tell me. Tell me how I'm supposed to get a job
S01 • E02 The white guy who loves horror, respects my culture, - Count Abdulla 00:06
The white guy who loves horror, respects my culture,
S01 • E03 I know you don't bang gym, yeah, but even you are not weak enough - Count Abdulla 00:06
I know you don't bang gym, yeah, but even you are not w...
S01 • E01 It's just so hard to come by nowadays - Count Abdulla 00:06
It's just so hard to come by nowadays
S01 • E02 So, he's, like, straight, white, South African AND woke?! - Count Abdulla 00:06
So, he's, like, straight, white, South African AND woke...
S01 • E04 HE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:06
HE GROANS
S01 • E05 SHE CHUCKLES Did you make the fatal mistake - Count Abdulla 00:07
SHE CHUCKLES Did you make the fatal mistake
S01 • E06 BOLLYWOOD MUSIC - Count Abdulla 00:10
BOLLYWOOD MUSIC
S01 • E02 BUT here's the catch... bastard's visa's up, - Count Abdulla 00:07
BUT here's the catch... bastard's visa's up,
S01 • E03 And given your dating history, surely you know how much damage - Count Abdulla 00:08
And given your dating history, surely you know how much dama...
S01 • E04 KNOCKING - Count Abdulla 00:05
KNOCKING
S01 • E01 But Halal virgin blood, well, finding that is like... - Count Abdulla 00:04
But Halal virgin blood, well, finding that is like...
S01 • E05 HE HISSES - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE HISSES