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Count Abdulla

�� Wow, wow, wow, wow... ♪ Right.So, what do you do?

�� Wow, wow, wow, wow... ♪ Right.
So, what do you do?

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Right. So, what do you do?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:07
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E05 Huh, a vegetarian vampire. How's that working out for you? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Huh, a vegetarian vampire. How's that working out for y...
S01 • E02 Everything's made of garlic. HE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:10
Everything's made of garlic. HE GROANS
S01 • E04 WOMAN LAUGHS - Count Abdulla 00:11
WOMAN LAUGHS
S01 • E03 There's always small-dicked men willing to pay loads of money - Count Abdulla 00:05
There's always small-dicked men willing to pay loads of...
S01 • E02 HE RETCHES - Count Abdulla 00:12
HE RETCHES
S01 • E05 Oh, I dunno. He just annoyed me with... - Count Abdulla 00:05
Oh, I dunno. He just annoyed me with...
S01 • E04 We typically serve your kind with a pinch of lemon. - Count Abdulla 00:06
We typically serve your kind with a pinch of lemon.
S01 • E01 THEY LAUGH - Count Abdulla 00:07
THEY LAUGH
S01 • E05 Those big, black eyes and that milk chocolate skin. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Those big, black eyes and that milk chocolate skin.
S01 • E04 Yeah? No, no. I-I'm one of you. I'm with... - Count Abdulla 00:04
Yeah? No, no. I-I'm one of you. I'm with...
S01 • E06 Abs, you are a Muslim vampire, OK? If our religion is true, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Abs, you are a Muslim vampire, OK? If our religion is true,
S01 • E01 Don't dress as anything pre-2000? No! Sexy, not scary! - Count Abdulla 00:06
Don't dress as anything pre-2000? No! Sexy, not scary!
S01 • E05 Yeah, well, now that he's become a fully fledged vampire, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Yeah, well, now that he's become a fully fledged vampir...
S01 • E04 Katherine Margot. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Katherine Margot.
S01 • E03 Frank! We're not talking about that at the dinner table. What the fuck? - Count Abdulla 00:04
Frank! We're not talking about that at the dinner table...
S01 • E02 SHE WHIMPERS - Count Abdulla 00:07
SHE WHIMPERS
S01 • E04 I thought we'd finally managed to price you out of this place. - Count Abdulla 00:05
I thought we'd finally managed to price you out of this...
S01 • E01 Oh, no, you're as deep as a Pakistani boy - Count Abdulla 00:06
Oh, no, you're as deep as a Pakistani boy
S01 • E04 Yeah, well, you could say I've found myself a new blood sugar daddy. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Yeah, well, you could say I've found myself a new blood...
S01 • E03 HE WHIMPERS - Count Abdulla 00:07
HE WHIMPERS