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Count Abdulla

You know, Transylvanian countwreaking havoc on would-be British colonisers. Mm

You know, Transylvanian count
wreaking havoc on would-be British colonisers. Mm

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You know, Transylvanian count wreaking havoc
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on would-be British colonisers. Mm.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:21
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E04 I want you to hold onto it. For me. - Count Abdulla 00:04
I want you to hold onto it. For me.
S01 • E01 Who literally became a vampire - Count Abdulla 00:05
Who literally became a vampire
S01 • E03 And is that a decanter of your finest mango Rubicon? - Count Abdulla 00:04
And is that a decanter of your finest mango Rubicon?
S01 • E06 He'll be fine, as long as he stops all that... licking. - Count Abdulla 00:05
He'll be fine, as long as he stops all that... licking.
S01 • E05 I can't believe you came. Why? What's wrong, babe? - Count Abdulla 00:04
I can't believe you came. Why? What's wrong, babe?
S01 • E02 I'm not drunk, Mum. I never drink... alcohol. - Count Abdulla 00:06
I'm not drunk, Mum. I never drink... alcohol.
S01 • E03 Just setting the atmosphere for a bit of self-love tonight. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Just setting the atmosphere for a bit of self-love tonight.
S01 • E06 If we can get to the airport before he does tomorrow, - Count Abdulla 00:05
If we can get to the airport before he does tomorrow,
S01 • E02 FOOTSTEPS ASCEND STAIRS - Count Abdulla 00:06
FOOTSTEPS ASCEND STAIRS
S01 • E01 It's Eid today. It c-can't be Halloween. - Count Abdulla 00:04
It's Eid today. It c-can't be Halloween.
S01 • E05 Number two, can you stop throwing terms at me - Count Abdulla 00:04
Number two, can you stop throwing terms at me
S01 • E03 KEYS JANGLE - Count Abdulla 00:08
KEYS JANGLE
S01 • E06 Baby girl, I love you, - Count Abdulla 00:06
Baby girl, I love you,
S01 • E05 I'm not like those other white boys, ya? - Count Abdulla 00:04
I'm not like those other white boys, ya?
S01 • E04 This must be what it feels like - Count Abdulla 00:06
This must be what it feels like
S01 • E06 Baby, you cannot be a Muslim and a vampire, OK? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Baby, you cannot be a Muslim and a vampire, OK?
S01 • E02 Iqra, he seems to have got it into his head that a Shisha bar - Count Abdulla 00:06
Iqra, he seems to have got it into his head that a Shisha ba...
S01 • E02 AND... And he's calling himself an Imam now, - Count Abdulla 00:07
AND... And he's calling himself an Imam now,
S01 • E01 I... I... SHE SIGHS - Count Abdulla 00:06
I... I... SHE SIGHS
S01 • E06 There's nobody stopping Shafi the vampire slayer. - Count Abdulla 00:06
There's nobody stopping Shafi the vampire slayer.