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You used to be a vampire filled with pride and dignity
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Count Abdulla

You used to be a vampirefilled with pride and dignity, and now you're just...swimming...

You used to be a vampire
filled with pride and dignity, and now you're just...
swimming around in your own squalor

Full Transcript

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You used to be a vampire filled with pride and dignity,
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and now you're just... swimming around in your own squalor.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:55
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E04 ORCHESTRAL MUSIC BUILDS - Count Abdulla 00:04
ORCHESTRAL MUSIC BUILDS
S01 • E01 CHRIS GUFFAWS Whoo! - Count Abdulla 00:04
CHRIS GUFFAWS Whoo!
S01 • E03 Oh-ho-ho. Oh... - Count Abdulla 00:04
Oh-ho-ho. Oh...
S01 • E05 Look, you'll never be able to move forward, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Look, you'll never be able to move forward,
S01 • E02 The genies inside are gonna try and trick you - Count Abdulla 00:05
The genies inside are gonna try and trick you
S01 • E01 POP MUSIC PLAYS - Count Abdulla 00:06
POP MUSIC PLAYS
S01 • E06 I was right! You can't scream that in an airport! - Count Abdulla 00:05
I was right! You can't scream that in an airport!
S01 • E03 I may have accidentally, er, turned you into a, erm... - Count Abdulla 00:05
I may have accidentally, er, turned you into a, erm...
S01 • E02 Genies?! What the fuck? Mum, stop whatever this is! - Count Abdulla 00:05
Genies?! What the fuck? Mum, stop whatever this is!
S01 • E01 HE CACKLES - Count Abdulla 00:08
HE CACKLES
S01 • E05 Look, I spent a lot of the last 25 years - Count Abdulla 00:07
Look, I spent a lot of the last 25 years
S01 • E01 What's the problem? Your costume. You're a colonist. - Count Abdulla 00:05
What's the problem? Your costume. You're a colonis...
S01 • E02 HE SPEAKS ARABIC - Count Abdulla 00:16
HE SPEAKS ARABIC
S01 • E05 But when I finally accepted who I was, - Count Abdulla 00:05
But when I finally accepted who I was,
S01 • E03 No. Oh... I fucking knew it. - Count Abdulla 00:05
No. Oh... I fucking knew it.
S01 • E03 My mum tried to have me exorcised, YOU tried to kill me, - Count Abdulla 00:07
My mum tried to have me exorcised, YOU tried to kill me,
S01 • E01 Who the fuck invited the investment wanker? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Who the fuck invited the investment wanker?
S01 • E02 It's the fucking "power of Christ compels you speech" - Count Abdulla 00:05
It's the fucking "power of Christ compels you spee...
S01 • E03 HE EXHALES SHARPLY - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE EXHALES SHARPLY
S01 • E05 HE EXHALES - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE EXHALES