So he said,"Sit on this drum set, Taylor." "And you do this. You go, 'One, two, three,...

So he said,
"Sit on this drum set, Taylor." "And you do this. You go, 'One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.'" "And on one, you put your foot,
and that's called a kick drum." "So you go, 'One, two, three, four.
One, two…'" And I was like, "Okay."
[mimicking drums] And then he goes, "On three…" "This is a snare drum." "You cross your hands
and you hit the snare drum on three." -I went…
-[drums playing and mimicking drums] And he goes, "Stop." I'm like, "What?" He's like, [sighs] "You're a fucking drummer, dude." And it was, like, literally
like a lightning bolt