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Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000

(audience laughs) (plastic squeaking) (audience laughs) And number three, I am programmed...

(audience laughs) (plastic squeaking) (audience laughs) And number three, I am programmed to have
a pleasing personality so I will not nag you and make you talk about stupid shit like
your bitch wife, ha ha

Full Transcript

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(audience laughs)
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(plastic squeaking)
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(audience laughs)
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And number three,
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I am programmed to have a pleasing personality
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so I will not nag you and make you talk
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about stupid shit like your bitch wife, ha ha.
Duration
20 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:22
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
n/a
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Courtney Pauroso examines society's relationship with technology as sex robot Vanessa 5000.
(audience laughs) - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:07
(audience laughs)
My programming does not include inconvenient human emotions - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:06
My programming does not include inconvenient human emotions
(audience laughs) - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:11
(audience laughs)
(audience laughs) What would you like to talk to me about? - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:06
(audience laughs) What would you like to talk to me about?
Please select from the following option: - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:10
Please select from the following option:
(audience laughs) - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:06
(audience laughs)
Please tell me everything you know about "Call of Duty". - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:06
Please tell me everything you know about "Call of Duty&...
(audience laughs) - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:07
(audience laughs)
I never really thought about it like that, - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:13
I never really thought about it like that,
Please say, - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:07
Please say,
I'm sorry. (audience laughs) - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:06
I'm sorry. (audience laughs)
Please say, - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:08
Please say,
Oh, fuck, yeah," - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:06
Oh, fuck, yeah,"
- [Audience] Oh, oh, oh. Oh, yeah. - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:07
- [Audience] Oh, oh, oh. Oh, yeah.
Please say, - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:10
Please say,
- [Audience] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry. - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:07
- [Audience] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry.
I am but a humble large language model - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:09
I am but a humble large language model
(audience laughs) - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:07
(audience laughs)
So how about I go ahead - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:08
So how about I go ahead
I would like to show you how I can predict your task request - Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 00:09
I would like to show you how I can predict your task request