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Because this drunken has-been happens to be my hero
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Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls

Because this drunkenhas-been happens to be my hero

Because this drunken
has-been happens to be my hero

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Because this drunken has-been happens to be my hero.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:57
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
action, sci-fi, western
Production
Gooey Film Productions

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Movie Summary

After her husband is taken by a malicious pterodactyl, a schoolteacher enlists the help of a prostitute and a gunslinger to rescue him.
(mysterious music) - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
(mysterious music)
Half bird... half snake... and all devil. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
Half bird... half snake... and all devil.
We'd like to return the eggs to its mama and rescue my husband. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
We'd like to return the eggs to its mama and rescue my ...
The only reason why she's attacking is because her eggs have been stolen. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
The only reason why she's attacking is because her eggs...
So, you're going to waltz into this bird's house... - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
So, you're going to waltz into this bird's house.....
...and you're going to ask it nicely to trade your husband for some of its eggs? - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
...and you're going to ask it nicely to trade your husb...
I'll give you access to The Best Chest in the West. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
I'll give you access to The Best Chest in the West.
-When our boys can't pay in cash, we get 'em to pay with something just as valuable. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
-When our boys can't pay in cash, we get 'em to pa...
Can this beautiful, young businesswoman accompany y'all on your adventure? - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
Can this beautiful, young businesswoman accompany y'all...
(gunshot) - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
(gunshot)
REBECCA: Every journey starts with a first step. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
REBECCA: Every journey starts with a first step.
Oh, no, no, no - this will NOT do. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
Oh, no, no, no - this will NOT do.
(night crickets) - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:08
(night crickets)
(offscreen horse sounds) - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
(offscreen horse sounds)
(frisky music begins) - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:09
(frisky music begins)
You wouldn't harm a beautiful young woman and her two friends... - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
You wouldn't harm a beautiful young woman and her two f...
Especially since all we wanted to do was buy some of your fine horses! - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
Especially since all we wanted to do was buy some of your fi...
I'm sure we can find an alternate form of payment... - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
I'm sure we can find an alternate form of payment...
How much did you say those horses were worth exactly? - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
How much did you say those horses were worth exactly?
-Wait, wait, wait! Hold your horses I dropped my hat! - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
-Wait, wait, wait! Hold your horses I dropped my hat!