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Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls

(GUNSHOT) You open your mouth again and I'llshoot your crotch, Goerge Jameson

(GUNSHOT) You open your mouth again and I'll
shoot your crotch, Goerge Jameson

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You open your mouth again and I'll shoot your crotch, Goerge Jameson.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:12
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
action, sci-fi, western
Production
Gooey Film Productions

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Movie Summary

After her husband is taken by a malicious pterodactyl, a schoolteacher enlists the help of a prostitute and a gunslinger to rescue him.
I'll certainly have difficulty with so small a target. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
I'll certainly have difficulty with so small a target.
I'm Rebecca Crawford, ma'am. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
I'm Rebecca Crawford, ma'am.
And you were so inspired by my larger-than-life enterprises - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:07
And you were so inspired by my larger-than-life enterprises
And I can do anything that any other human can do. Is that such a shock? - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
And I can do anything that any other human can do. Is that s...
I actually wanna hire you for an assignment. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
I actually wanna hire you for an assignment.
(ROAR!) - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
(ROAR!)
(music of defeat) - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:09
(music of defeat)
Vinny de Mole was a midget with an itchy trigger finger. This is entirely different! - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
Vinny de Mole was a midget with an itchy trigger finger. Thi...
But maybe this is the job to put you back on top! - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
But maybe this is the job to put you back on top!
Because this drunken has-been happens to be my hero. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
Because this drunken has-been happens to be my hero.
(mysterious music) - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
(mysterious music)
Half bird... half snake... and all devil. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
Half bird... half snake... and all devil.
We'd like to return the eggs to its mama and rescue my husband. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
We'd like to return the eggs to its mama and rescue my ...
The only reason why she's attacking is because her eggs have been stolen. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
The only reason why she's attacking is because her eggs...
So, you're going to waltz into this bird's house... - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
So, you're going to waltz into this bird's house.....
...and you're going to ask it nicely to trade your husband for some of its eggs? - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
...and you're going to ask it nicely to trade your husb...
I'll give you access to The Best Chest in the West. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
I'll give you access to The Best Chest in the West.
-When our boys can't pay in cash, we get 'em to pay with something just as valuable. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
-When our boys can't pay in cash, we get 'em to pa...
Can this beautiful, young businesswoman accompany y'all on your adventure? - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
Can this beautiful, young businesswoman accompany y'all...
(gunshot) - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
(gunshot)