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Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls

Word around town isthat uh... you know

Well, the truth is ma'am: Word around town is
that uh... you know

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Well, the truth is ma'am:
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Word around town is that uh... you know...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:20
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
action, sci-fi, western
Production
Gooey Film Productions

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Movie Summary

After her husband is taken by a malicious pterodactyl, a schoolteacher enlists the help of a prostitute and a gunslinger to rescue him.
I was there the day she shot Vinny de Mole and saved the town... - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
I was there the day she shot Vinny de Mole and saved the tow...
Now, Miss Crawford, you wanted to see me? - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
Now, Miss Crawford, you wanted to see me?
-Yes. I don't know how to put this but he's been having a little difficulty in class. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:07
-Yes. I don't know how to put this but he's been h...
I'll tell you what Miss Crawford: Jimmy was never the sharpest tool in the shed. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:06
I'll tell you what Miss Crawford: Jimmy was never the s...
But, he's going to be a rancher - he doesn't need to be a genius. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
But, he's going to be a rancher - he doesn't need ...
Unruly, well... (laughs) - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
Unruly, well... (laughs)
Well, my mama always told me, "Spare the rod and spoil the child." - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:09
Well, my mama always told me, "Spare the rod and spoil ...
So, what you should do Miss Crawford is use your switch - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:08
So, what you should do Miss Crawford is use your switch
-Hello Doris! (door closes) - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:08
-Hello Doris! (door closes)
I was down at the schoolhouse - teacher wanted to talk to me about Little Jimmy. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:07
I was down at the schoolhouse - teacher wanted to talk to me...
I told her, "Miss Crawford, you expect me to do your job AND mine?" - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:14
I told her, "Miss Crawford, you expect me to do your jo...
Making sure you're nice and warm in there. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
Making sure you're nice and warm in there.
Look at this: - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:07
Look at this:
I had to look that up! You know what mopery is? - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
I had to look that up! You know what mopery is?
It's exposing yourself to a blind person! - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
It's exposing yourself to a blind person!
I'd like to see if you were still so brave if these bars weren't between us. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
I'd like to see if you were still so brave if these bar...
I think if we tangled, Doris, I'd come out on top. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:05
I think if we tangled, Doris, I'd come out on top.
So what's a girl gotta do to get some water around here? - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
So what's a girl gotta do to get some water around here...
Oh, I understand. You're thirsty? - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
Oh, I understand. You're thirsty?
Now: Take off your clothes. - Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls 00:04
Now: Take off your clothes.