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Ah, you wouldn't like it, I'd just lay there
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Crackcoon

Ah, you wouldn't like it,I'd just lay there and wipe boogers on your back. Why are you so...

Ah, you wouldn't like it,
I'd just lay there and wipe boogers on your back.
[giggles] Why are you so fucking gross?

Full Transcript

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Ah, you wouldn't like it, I'd just lay there
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and wipe boogers on your back. [giggles]
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Why are you so fucking gross?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:27
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Fuzzy Monkey Films

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Movie Summary

A raccoon ingests a discarded synthetic drug and mutates into a vicious killer. It rampages through a mountain community, threatening campers, tourists, and residents. No one is safe from the monstrous raccoon's violent onslaught.
But I was able to grab that coat hanger out of her hand - Crackcoon 00:08
But I was able to grab that coat hanger out of her hand
[groans] - Crackcoon 00:06
[groans]
-He's good people. -[Otis] A real fucking prince - Crackcoon 00:06
-He's good people. -[Otis] A real fucking prince
[squeals] - Crackcoon 00:06
[squeals]
[foreboding music] - Crackcoon 00:06
[foreboding music]
[coughs] - Crackcoon 00:09
[coughs]
That's the same shit John Belushi - Crackcoon 00:05
That's the same shit John Belushi
[laughs] - Crackcoon 00:06
[laughs]
[coughs] - Crackcoon 00:10
[coughs]
[groans] - Crackcoon 00:07
[groans]
[foreboding tense music] - Crackcoon 00:07
[foreboding tense music]
[grunts] - Crackcoon 00:22
[grunts]
I hope you bought him some extra trousers - Crackcoon 00:05
I hope you bought him some extra trousers
No worries, amigo, - Crackcoon 00:08
No worries, amigo,
Isn't Denny the, uh, the fruity dope guy? - Crackcoon 00:05
Isn't Denny the, uh, the fruity dope guy?
Well, we can't have Denise and them see each other - Crackcoon 00:06
Well, we can't have Denise and them see each other
But he's got the best damn weed - Crackcoon 00:10
But he's got the best damn weed
Man, it is so nice to be back up here. - Crackcoon 00:05
Man, it is so nice to be back up here.
It's nice to get out and just get away from it all - Crackcoon 00:05
It's nice to get out and just get away from it all
Yeah, it's kind of depressing that this is probably - Crackcoon 00:12
Yeah, it's kind of depressing that this is probably