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Crackcoon

-Fuck me. It's here

[foreboding music] -[growls]
-Fuck me. It's here

Full Transcript

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[foreboding music]
00:00:02.533 --> 00:00:04.077
-[growls] -Fuck me. It's here.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:08
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Fuzzy Monkey Films

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Movie Summary

A raccoon ingests a discarded synthetic drug and mutates into a vicious killer. It rampages through a mountain community, threatening campers, tourists, and residents. No one is safe from the monstrous raccoon's violent onslaught.
-Get off my gun, boy. -Oh, forget you, pig fuckers. - Crackcoon 00:07
-Get off my gun, boy. -Oh, forget you, pig fuckers.
[whimpers] - Crackcoon 00:09
[whimpers]
[Jethro] Maybe it's one of those killer raccoons - Crackcoon 00:06
[Jethro] Maybe it's one of those killer raccoons
[bird squawking] - Crackcoon 00:09
[bird squawking]
[yells] - Crackcoon 00:12
[yells]
[raccoon warbles] - Crackcoon 00:21
[raccoon warbles]
[groans] - Crackcoon 00:14
[groans]
No, Jethro and Lenny went hunting - Crackcoon 00:06
No, Jethro and Lenny went hunting
Well, if you don't, she's gonna keep calling, - Crackcoon 00:07
Well, if you don't, she's gonna keep calling,
[telephone ringing] - Crackcoon 00:16
[telephone ringing]
Jesus likes Ozzy Osbourne. Jesus likes Ronnie James Dio. - Crackcoon 00:06
Jesus likes Ozzy Osbourne. Jesus likes Ronnie James Dio.
Ronnie James Dio was not a holy diver. - Crackcoon 00:05
Ronnie James Dio was not a holy diver.
He did, brother. He was besmirched. - Crackcoon 00:05
He did, brother. He was besmirched.
Behold, brothers and sisters, - Crackcoon 00:07
Behold, brothers and sisters,
That pile driver of Satan's spawn. - Crackcoon 00:05
That pile driver of Satan's spawn.
-Sad. -Lord, I implore you - Crackcoon 00:10
-Sad. -Lord, I implore you
-This is not a reality, man. -[growls] - Crackcoon 00:07
-This is not a reality, man. -[growls]
-[flesh squelching] -[menacing music] - Crackcoon 00:07
-[flesh squelching] -[menacing music]
[tense ominous music] - Crackcoon 00:09
[tense ominous music]
[yells] Jesus Christ, Jesus! - Crackcoon 00:05
[yells] Jesus Christ, Jesus!