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Crackcoon

It's probably a fucking bear,or something

[foreboding music] It's probably a fucking bear,
or something

Full Transcript

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It's probably a fucking bear, or something.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:09
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Fuzzy Monkey Films

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Movie Summary

A raccoon ingests a discarded synthetic drug and mutates into a vicious killer. It rampages through a mountain community, threatening campers, tourists, and residents. No one is safe from the monstrous raccoon's violent onslaught.
-Be careful. -[raccoon warbles] - Crackcoon 00:07
-Be careful. -[raccoon warbles]
-[sighs] -[groans] - Crackcoon 00:05
-[sighs] -[groans]
For God's sake, come here, you little shit, - Crackcoon 00:06
For God's sake, come here, you little shit,
-[raccoon shrieks] -[ominous music] - Crackcoon 00:09
-[raccoon shrieks] -[ominous music]
[Denny shrieks] - Crackcoon 00:06
[Denny shrieks]
[both clamoring] - Crackcoon 00:06
[both clamoring]
[shrieks] - Crackcoon 00:14
[shrieks]
Denny! [shrieks] No, no! My sweet Denny. - Crackcoon 00:07
Denny! [shrieks] No, no! My sweet Denny.
[Frankie whimpering] - Crackcoon 00:08
[Frankie whimpering]
[yelps] - Crackcoon 00:06
[yelps]
[carefree mellow music] - Crackcoon 00:09
[carefree mellow music]
[gunshots firing] - Crackcoon 00:09
[gunshots firing]
You ain't ever gonna be stealing my nuts ever again. Yeah. - Crackcoon 00:05
You ain't ever gonna be stealing my nuts ever again. Ye...
You couldn't hit the blue side of a red barn - Crackcoon 00:05
You couldn't hit the blue side of a red barn
Maybe she was hungry, wandering around the woods, - Crackcoon 00:06
Maybe she was hungry, wandering around the woods,
At least my mom ain't a big old whore - Crackcoon 00:09
At least my mom ain't a big old whore
A naked lady? [chuckles] - Crackcoon 00:06
A naked lady? [chuckles]
Uh, listen to me, you fucking troglodytes. - Crackcoon 00:05
Uh, listen to me, you fucking troglodytes.
I am telling you it's a killer raccoon, okay? - Crackcoon 00:06
I am telling you it's a killer raccoon, okay?
[foreboding music] - Crackcoon 00:06
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