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[growls] -[unsettling music]
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Crackcoon

- You're kidding, right?

[growls]
-[unsettling music] You're kidding, right?

Full Transcript

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-[growls] -[unsettling music]
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You're kidding, right?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:43
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Fuzzy Monkey Films

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Movie Summary

A raccoon ingests a discarded synthetic drug and mutates into a vicious killer. It rampages through a mountain community, threatening campers, tourists, and residents. No one is safe from the monstrous raccoon's violent onslaught.
You don't remember that night at that hotel - Crackcoon 00:07
You don't remember that night at that hotel
Yeah, you did, but that's because you were drunk - Crackcoon 00:07
Yeah, you did, but that's because you were drunk
-[shrieks] -[yells] - Crackcoon 00:06
-[shrieks] -[yells]
[raccoon warbling] - Crackcoon 00:06
[raccoon warbling]
[foreboding music] - Crackcoon 00:11
[foreboding music]
Hmm. I knew I should've fucked her at Barktow's party. - Crackcoon 00:05
Hmm. I knew I should've fucked her at Barktow's pa...
-Hey. -Whatever they're doing - Crackcoon 00:07
-Hey. -Whatever they're doing
One day we're gonna be doing everything they're doing - Crackcoon 00:07
One day we're gonna be doing everything they're do...
Okay, on that note, - Crackcoon 00:05
Okay, on that note,
[clears throat] I feel a shit brewing right now, - Crackcoon 00:06
[clears throat] I feel a shit brewing right now,
Jesus, you really think - Crackcoon 00:09
Jesus, you really think
I would love for you to smell my shitty shits, - Crackcoon 00:06
I would love for you to smell my shitty shits,
I don't understand why you would not - Crackcoon 00:08
I don't understand why you would not
[farts] - Crackcoon 00:08
[farts]
[man] No, I says... I says to you, - Crackcoon 00:08
[man] No, I says... I says to you,
[sighs, groans] - Crackcoon 00:10
[sighs, groans]
Oh... oh, triplets, ooh. [chuckles] - Crackcoon 00:13
Oh... oh, triplets, ooh. [chuckles]
Nobody loves me. - Crackcoon 00:09
Nobody loves me.
Well, listen to this. - Crackcoon 00:09
Well, listen to this.
[comedian] You know, I gotta admit that special sauce - Crackcoon 00:07
[comedian] You know, I gotta admit that special sauce