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Listen, the asshole's gonna be late getting home tonight
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Crackcoon

Listen, the asshole's gonnabe late getting home tonight

Listen, the asshole's gonna
be late getting home tonight

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Listen, the asshole's gonna be late getting home tonight.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:28
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Fuzzy Monkey Films

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Movie Summary

A raccoon ingests a discarded synthetic drug and mutates into a vicious killer. It rampages through a mountain community, threatening campers, tourists, and residents. No one is safe from the monstrous raccoon's violent onslaught.
So why don't you come over in about an hour? - Crackcoon 00:07
So why don't you come over in about an hour?
Once you get here, you can cum as many times as you want. - Crackcoon 00:06
Once you get here, you can cum as many times as you want.
I'm super horny and I cannot wait to see you. - Crackcoon 00:05
I'm super horny and I cannot wait to see you.
[mellow music continues] - Crackcoon 00:06
[mellow music continues]
[squeals] - Crackcoon 00:07
[squeals]
Oh, I just wanna say I am so sorry for all the shit - Crackcoon 00:07
Oh, I just wanna say I am so sorry for all the shit
Well, half of the shit anyways. - Crackcoon 00:05
Well, half of the shit anyways.
Oh, fuck it, - Crackcoon 00:09
Oh, fuck it,
[vocalizes] ♪ Ah ♪ - Crackcoon 00:06
[vocalizes] ♪ Ah ♪
You know, us walking into a church. [chuckles] Poof. - Crackcoon 00:06
You know, us walking into a church. [chuckles] Poof.
Wait, no, come to think of it, - Crackcoon 00:06
Wait, no, come to think of it,
I was out there all day running a marathon - Crackcoon 00:07
I was out there all day running a marathon
Up there on cloud nine and eating your holy popcorn, - Crackcoon 00:07
Up there on cloud nine and eating your holy popcorn,
Lord and savior, my ass. [scoffs] - Crackcoon 00:06
Lord and savior, my ass. [scoffs]
[warbles] - Crackcoon 00:05
[warbles]
[lively tense music] - Crackcoon 00:06
[lively tense music]
-[raccoon growls] -[Frankie shrieks] - Crackcoon 00:08
-[raccoon growls] -[Frankie shrieks]
Hey, Marla, I hate to do this to you, - Crackcoon 00:06
Hey, Marla, I hate to do this to you,
I don't know. Maybe a bear or a mountain lion. - Crackcoon 00:05
I don't know. Maybe a bear or a mountain lion.
[tense music] - Crackcoon 00:05
[tense music]