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Crackcoon

Oh, fuck it, I might even consider goingto church on Sunday just to show you my thanks

Oh, fuck it, I might even consider going
to church on Sunday just to show you my thanks

Full Transcript

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Oh, fuck it,
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I might even consider going to church on Sunday
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just to show you my thanks.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:21
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Fuzzy Monkey Films

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Movie Summary

A raccoon ingests a discarded synthetic drug and mutates into a vicious killer. It rampages through a mountain community, threatening campers, tourists, and residents. No one is safe from the monstrous raccoon's violent onslaught.
[vocalizes] ♪ Ah ♪ - Crackcoon 00:06
[vocalizes] ♪ Ah ♪
You know, us walking into a church. [chuckles] Poof. - Crackcoon 00:06
You know, us walking into a church. [chuckles] Poof.
Wait, no, come to think of it, - Crackcoon 00:06
Wait, no, come to think of it,
I was out there all day running a marathon - Crackcoon 00:07
I was out there all day running a marathon
Up there on cloud nine and eating your holy popcorn, - Crackcoon 00:07
Up there on cloud nine and eating your holy popcorn,
Lord and savior, my ass. [scoffs] - Crackcoon 00:06
Lord and savior, my ass. [scoffs]
[warbles] - Crackcoon 00:05
[warbles]
[lively tense music] - Crackcoon 00:06
[lively tense music]
-[raccoon growls] -[Frankie shrieks] - Crackcoon 00:08
-[raccoon growls] -[Frankie shrieks]
Hey, Marla, I hate to do this to you, - Crackcoon 00:06
Hey, Marla, I hate to do this to you,
I don't know. Maybe a bear or a mountain lion. - Crackcoon 00:05
I don't know. Maybe a bear or a mountain lion.
[tense music] - Crackcoon 00:05
[tense music]
[menacing music] - Crackcoon 00:08
[menacing music]
Yeah, I think we're dealing with a rabid coon. - Crackcoon 00:06
Yeah, I think we're dealing with a rabid coon.
What? No, an actual raccoon. - Crackcoon 00:05
What? No, an actual raccoon.
Marla, do I need to send you to sensitivity training again? - Crackcoon 00:06
Marla, do I need to send you to sensitivity training again?
[man, on phone] A nasty raccoon is violently humping Ellie Mae. - Crackcoon 00:14
[man, on phone] A nasty raccoon is violently humping Ellie M...
-Oh! Oh, my God, I'm so close. -[snarls] - Crackcoon 00:07
-Oh! Oh, my God, I'm so close. -[snarls]
Three, two, one, time to pee! - Crackcoon 00:06
Three, two, one, time to pee!
-What? -[Carlos groans] - Crackcoon 00:07
-What? -[Carlos groans]