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This is not a reality, man. -[growls]
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Crackcoon

This is not a reality, man.- Oh

This is not a reality, man.
-[growls] [man 2] Oh

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-This is not a reality, man. -[growls]
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[man 2] Oh.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:48
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Fuzzy Monkey Films

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Movie Summary

A raccoon ingests a discarded synthetic drug and mutates into a vicious killer. It rampages through a mountain community, threatening campers, tourists, and residents. No one is safe from the monstrous raccoon's violent onslaught.
-[flesh squelching] -[menacing music] - Crackcoon 00:07
-[flesh squelching] -[menacing music]
[tense ominous music] - Crackcoon 00:09
[tense ominous music]
[yells] Jesus Christ, Jesus! - Crackcoon 00:05
[yells] Jesus Christ, Jesus!
[all shriek] - Crackcoon 00:14
[all shriek]
-[groans] -[lively tense music] - Crackcoon 00:07
-[groans] -[lively tense music]
Oh, Brother Fred, it's Armageddon. - Crackcoon 00:05
Oh, Brother Fred, it's Armageddon.
Brother Riley, it's a miracle you're still alive. - Crackcoon 00:06
Brother Riley, it's a miracle you're still alive.
-[raccoon growls] -[yells] - Crackcoon 00:07
-[raccoon growls] -[yells]
-[foliage rustling] -[raccoon warbling] - Crackcoon 00:05
-[foliage rustling] -[raccoon warbling]
-[both grunt] -[foreboding music] - Crackcoon 00:06
-[both grunt] -[foreboding music]
No, it's all cracked out on drugs - Crackcoon 00:06
No, it's all cracked out on drugs
Oh, my God, it killed Denny. [cries] - Crackcoon 00:06
Oh, my God, it killed Denny. [cries]
I am getting the fuck outta here - Crackcoon 00:06
I am getting the fuck outta here
You can just stay here and get that pussy - Crackcoon 00:08
You can just stay here and get that pussy
[screaming] - Crackcoon 00:13
[screaming]
-You saw what? -[caller] An evil gnome - Crackcoon 00:06
-You saw what? -[caller] An evil gnome
[caller] Jonathan needs to get down here right away. - Crackcoon 00:08
[caller] Jonathan needs to get down here right away.
[caller] I'm in grave danger. - Crackcoon 00:18
[caller] I'm in grave danger.
Bullshit, you've been acting like this - Crackcoon 00:05
Bullshit, you've been acting like this
I don't know, Allen, maybe it's because I wanted to go - Crackcoon 00:06
I don't know, Allen, maybe it's because I wanted t...