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Crackcoon

We couldn't afforda nice Florida vacation, or anywhere nice,so you brought us here instead

We couldn't afford
a nice Florida vacation, or anywhere nice,
so you brought us here instead

Full Transcript

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We couldn't afford a nice Florida vacation,
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or anywhere nice, so you brought us here instead.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:38
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Fuzzy Monkey Films

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Movie Summary

A raccoon ingests a discarded synthetic drug and mutates into a vicious killer. It rampages through a mountain community, threatening campers, tourists, and residents. No one is safe from the monstrous raccoon's violent onslaught.
Hmm, well, maybe if you got a real job, - Crackcoon 00:06
Hmm, well, maybe if you got a real job,
Too bad we don't get paid for that - Crackcoon 00:05
Too bad we don't get paid for that
We could go hiking or fishing or-- - Crackcoon 00:05
We could go hiking or fishing or--
Oh, that's great, 'cause that's the only tit - Crackcoon 00:05
Oh, that's great, 'cause that's the only tit
[Allen sighing] - Crackcoon 00:06
[Allen sighing]
Yeah, might as well do something with those hot dogs, - Crackcoon 00:06
Yeah, might as well do something with those hot dogs,
[leaves crunching] - Crackcoon 00:06
[leaves crunching]
-[foliage rustling] -[raccoon warbling] - Crackcoon 00:06
-[foliage rustling] -[raccoon warbling]
-[raccoon growls] -[foreboding music] - Crackcoon 00:06
-[raccoon growls] -[foreboding music]
[woman snoring] - Crackcoon 00:10
[woman snoring]
[raccoon warbles] - Crackcoon 00:09
[raccoon warbles]
[yells] - Crackcoon 00:07
[yells]
-[raccoon warbles] -[screams] - Crackcoon 00:07
-[raccoon warbles] -[screams]
[crow cawing] - Crackcoon 00:12
[crow cawing]
And when you get done, - Crackcoon 00:06
And when you get done,
[lulling music] - Crackcoon 00:07
[lulling music]
[foreboding music] - Crackcoon 00:19
[foreboding music]
Listen, the asshole's gonna be late getting home tonight. - Crackcoon 00:05
Listen, the asshole's gonna be late getting home tonigh...
So why don't you come over in about an hour? - Crackcoon 00:07
So why don't you come over in about an hour?
Once you get here, you can cum as many times as you want. - Crackcoon 00:06
Once you get here, you can cum as many times as you want.