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Crackcoon

Well, the cops, animal control, Ghostbusters?

Well, the cops, animal control, Ghostbusters?

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Well, the cops,
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animal control, Ghostbusters?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:06
Uploaded
Apr 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Fuzzy Monkey Films

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A raccoon ingests a discarded synthetic drug and mutates into a vicious killer. It rampages through a mountain community, threatening campers, tourists, and residents. No one is safe from the monstrous raccoon's violent onslaught.
Okay, and what if you have like an emergency - Crackcoon 00:06
Okay, and what if you have like an emergency
Ugh, okay, Little House on the Prairie. - Crackcoon 00:07
Ugh, okay, Little House on the Prairie.
Is there at least a... a landline in that shack? - Crackcoon 00:05
Is there at least a... a landline in that shack?
All right, well let's go use it and call for help - Crackcoon 00:06
All right, well let's go use it and call for help
And trust me, he is gonna find you first. - Crackcoon 00:05
And trust me, he is gonna find you first.
-Oh. -Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, - Crackcoon 00:05
-Oh. -Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Girl, don't be so... oh, okay. - Crackcoon 00:07
Girl, don't be so... oh, okay.
You know what, Huckleberry, touché. - Crackcoon 00:05
You know what, Huckleberry, touché.
Aw, well thanks, Dick Tracy, - Crackcoon 00:06
Aw, well thanks, Dick Tracy,
Look, that fucking raccoon, he killed my boyfriend. - Crackcoon 00:06
Look, that fucking raccoon, he killed my boyfriend.
And then he used me as his personal chew toy. - Crackcoon 00:05
And then he used me as his personal chew toy.
Yeah, do you have a problem with that, Officer Dewey? - Crackcoon 00:06
Yeah, do you have a problem with that, Officer Dewey?
It's just we have a hyperaggressive coon - Crackcoon 00:05
It's just we have a hyperaggressive coon
Yeah, well, it isn't exactly a normal raccoon. - Crackcoon 00:05
Yeah, well, it isn't exactly a normal raccoon.
[clicks tongue] Ice, Chingy, base, - Crackcoon 00:10
[clicks tongue] Ice, Chingy, base,
Oh, well, I mean, I-- - Crackcoon 00:07
Oh, well, I mean, I--
If you haven't noticed yet, I really need a doctor here. - Crackcoon 00:06
If you haven't noticed yet, I really need a doctor here...
-[car door shuts] -[foreboding music] - Crackcoon 00:07
-[car door shuts] -[foreboding music]
[raccoon warbling] - Crackcoon 00:09
[raccoon warbling]
Your doctor of love has arrived. - Crackcoon 00:05
Your doctor of love has arrived.