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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

And they didn't work. Because antibiotics don'twork on a chalazion

And they didn't work.
[audience laughing] Because antibiotics don't
work on a chalazion

Full Transcript

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And they didn't work. [audience laughing]
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Because antibiotics don't work on a chalazion.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:38
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
Like really worried and I start going on the internet - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
Like really worried and I start going on the internet
I ended up, for some reason, I don't know why, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
I ended up, for some reason, I don't know why,
You know I'm on your side, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
You know I'm on your side,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
It's like, "Ladies, if you're feeling - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:18
It's like, "Ladies, if you're feeling
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
What if you're sitting in church - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
What if you're sitting in church
"Susan, what's that?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
"Susan, what's that?"
I know acupuncture is a legit thing, so I'll try it." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
I know acupuncture is a legit thing, so I'll try it.&qu...
The doctor looked at my eye and he went, "A-ha." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
The doctor looked at my eye and he went, "A-ha."
You don't do accents of a race which you don't belong to. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
You don't do accents of a race which you don't bel...
It is bullying and it's nasty - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
It is bullying and it's nasty
He was an old white guy from Sacramento - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
He was an old white guy from Sacramento
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]
So he looked at my eye and he went, "Ah, eye infection." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
So he looked at my eye and he went, "Ah, eye infection....
Take off your socks and shoes." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:16
Take off your socks and shoes."
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
[audience laughing]
I had a girlfriend once who said, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
I had a girlfriend once who said,
Anyway, he gets this needle - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Anyway, he gets this needle
And he goes, pbbt, with the needle and my eye went, "Ah." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
And he goes, pbbt, with the needle and my eye went, "Ah...