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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

And he was going, "Oh,Scotland's rubbish, mate." And I was like,"Australia's rubbish,...

And he was going, "Oh,
Scotland's rubbish, mate." And I was like,
"Australia's rubbish, mate." And ha ha ha

Full Transcript

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And he was going, "Oh, Scotland's rubbish, mate."
00:00:02.567 --> 00:00:04.001
And I was like, "Australia's rubbish, mate."
00:00:04.001 --> 00:00:05.395
And ha ha ha.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:35
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
And then- [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
And then- [audience laughing]
I said that Canberra, the capital city of Australia - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
I said that Canberra, the capital city of Australia
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]
I should have said it is allegedly a festering shithole. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
I should have said it is allegedly a festering shithole.
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
[audience laughing]
But what I'm saying is- [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
But what I'm saying is- [audience laughing]
Just, the rules of comedy, you know, [whimpers] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
Just, the rules of comedy, you know, [whimpers]
I think the rules of comedy are what they've always been, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
I think the rules of comedy are what they've always bee...
Now, I use the term dick there in it's non-gender usage. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
Now, I use the term dick there in it's non-gender usage...
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:21
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
[audience laughing]
Yeah. [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Yeah. [audience laughing]
Now I'm stiff all the time - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
Now I'm stiff all the time
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]
I now make the same noises for sitting down - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
I now make the same noises for sitting down
Oh, I love the feeling of the crushed velvet - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Oh, I love the feeling of the crushed velvet
Oh, that is lovely. Ah. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
Oh, that is lovely. Ah.
Oh. [groaning] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:17
Oh. [groaning]
What I'm saying is, the rules of comedy - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
What I'm saying is, the rules of comedy
And I think the only people that complain - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
And I think the only people that complain