To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
And those words will go out there
Please log in to add to collections.
Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

And those wordswill go out there and people will thinkI believe those things and I'll have...

And those words
will go out there and people will think
I believe those things and I'll have to defend them

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.697
And those words will go out there
00:00:02.697 --> 00:00:04.264
and people will think I believe those things
00:00:04.264 --> 00:00:06.048
and I'll have to defend them.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:54
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
[audience laughing]
I know. [audience cheering] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
I know. [audience cheering]
When I was doing that late night show, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
When I was doing that late night show,
[audience applauding] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience applauding]
But listen, when I- [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
But listen, when I- [audience laughing]
And I meant it then, obviously, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
And I meant it then, obviously,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
[audience laughing]
I'm not just talking about the people, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
I'm not just talking about the people,
I don't fucking know. [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
I don't fucking know. [audience laughing]
What happened was, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
What happened was,
And he was going, "Oh, Scotland's rubbish, mate." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
And he was going, "Oh, Scotland's rubbish, mate.&q...
And then- [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
And then- [audience laughing]
I said that Canberra, the capital city of Australia - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
I said that Canberra, the capital city of Australia
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]
I should have said it is allegedly a festering shithole. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
I should have said it is allegedly a festering shithole.
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
[audience laughing]
But what I'm saying is- [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
But what I'm saying is- [audience laughing]
Just, the rules of comedy, you know, [whimpers] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
Just, the rules of comedy, you know, [whimpers]
I think the rules of comedy are what they've always been, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
I think the rules of comedy are what they've always bee...
Now, I use the term dick there in it's non-gender usage. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
Now, I use the term dick there in it's non-gender usage...