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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

Anyway, he gets this needle and he goes between my bigtoe and the toe next to it

Anyway, he gets this needle and he goes between my big
toe and the toe next to it

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Anyway, he gets this needle
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and he goes between my big toe and the toe next to it.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:43
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
And he goes, pbbt, with the needle and my eye went, "Ah." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
And he goes, pbbt, with the needle and my eye went, "Ah...
Otherwise, how could you walk to what you see?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
Otherwise, how could you walk to what you see?"
[all laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[all laughing]
He's going, pbbt, my eye's going "Ow." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:29
He's going, pbbt, my eye's going "Ow."
I went to see a specialist eye doctor - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:22
I went to see a specialist eye doctor
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]
So let's pretend that the Chinese doctor had a French accent - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
So let's pretend that the Chinese doctor had a French a...
And to be honest, even the French are like, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:15
And to be honest, even the French are like,
So I walked in and I, and she looked at my eye - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
So I walked in and I, and she looked at my eye
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
She said, "I'm afraid, Craig, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
She said, "I'm afraid, Craig,
She said, "A chalazion, Craig, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
She said, "A chalazion, Craig,
It blocks the tear duct and it gets infected. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
It blocks the tear duct and it gets infected.
We pop the pus ball and the pus rolls down your cheek - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
We pop the pus ball and the pus rolls down your cheek
She said, "But your chalazion, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:13
She said, "But your chalazion,
It has become like a little rock, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:38
It has become like a little rock,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
The eye is an extremely difficult place - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
The eye is an extremely difficult place
And she put a clamp in my eye - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
And she put a clamp in my eye
Which, it was like that movie "Clockwork Orange." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
Which, it was like that movie "Clockwork Orange."