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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

It's like, that'snot a lockdown

[audience laughing] It's like, that's
not a lockdown

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It's like, that's not a lockdown.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:07
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
You went out your house, somebody'll be like, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
You went out your house, somebody'll be like,
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And get some toilet paper in your ass - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:16
And get some toilet paper in your ass
And normally, you know, I'm out working, I'm doing stuff, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
And normally, you know, I'm out working, I'm doing...
And we were locked together, a lot more time together - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
And we were locked together, a lot more time together
And I had no idea how much I irritated this woman. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
And I had no idea how much I irritated this woman.
And I started to, just to amuse myself, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:19
And I started to, just to amuse myself,
The emu is a bird in New Zealand. Very angry bird. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
The emu is a bird in New Zealand. Very angry bird.
Like about 100,000 people a year are killed by emus. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Like about 100,000 people a year are killed by emus.
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But when another emu comes up, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
But when another emu comes up,
And if the emus start talking to each other, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:17
And if the emus start talking to each other,
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Right here. [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:14
Right here. [audience laughing]
I can tell because of your magical white mouth stones." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:15
I can tell because of your magical white mouth stones."
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