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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

I don't knowwhat it means, but it is

[audience laughing] [chuckles] I don't know
what it means, but it is

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[audience laughing]
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[chuckles] I don't know what it means, but it is.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:23
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
I had a girlfriend once who said, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
I had a girlfriend once who said,
Anyway, he gets this needle - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Anyway, he gets this needle
And he goes, pbbt, with the needle and my eye went, "Ah." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
And he goes, pbbt, with the needle and my eye went, "Ah...
Otherwise, how could you walk to what you see?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
Otherwise, how could you walk to what you see?"
[all laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[all laughing]
He's going, pbbt, my eye's going "Ow." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:29
He's going, pbbt, my eye's going "Ow."
I went to see a specialist eye doctor - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:22
I went to see a specialist eye doctor
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]
So let's pretend that the Chinese doctor had a French accent - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
So let's pretend that the Chinese doctor had a French a...
And to be honest, even the French are like, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:15
And to be honest, even the French are like,
So I walked in and I, and she looked at my eye - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
So I walked in and I, and she looked at my eye
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
She said, "I'm afraid, Craig, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
She said, "I'm afraid, Craig,
She said, "A chalazion, Craig, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
She said, "A chalazion, Craig,
It blocks the tear duct and it gets infected. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
It blocks the tear duct and it gets infected.
We pop the pus ball and the pus rolls down your cheek - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
We pop the pus ball and the pus rolls down your cheek
She said, "But your chalazion, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:13
She said, "But your chalazion,
It has become like a little rock, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:38
It has become like a little rock,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
The eye is an extremely difficult place - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
The eye is an extremely difficult place