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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

But the old people, you know, if you're old, you justitch a little more

But the old people, you know, if you're old, you just
itch a little more

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But the old people, you know,
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if you're old, you just itch a little more.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:39
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
That's just a side effect to being young, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
That's just a side effect to being young,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
You're so stupid, you don't even know you're stupid. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
You're so stupid, you don't even know you're ...
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]
If you're older now, think back, older people, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
If you're older now, think back, older people,
"Huh, what? No, Craig." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
"Huh, what? No, Craig."
"No Craig, Hootie and the Blowfish." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
"No Craig, Hootie and the Blowfish."
They were all found floating at the top of the pool. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
They were all found floating at the top of the pool.
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
So what I'm saying is, if you're old now, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
So what I'm saying is, if you're old now,
Which means back then, you know, not only were you stupid, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
Which means back then, you know, not only were you stupid,
[audience member chuckles] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:13
[audience member chuckles]
The babies grew up to be the Gen Z - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
The babies grew up to be the Gen Z
They rebelled against the attitudes - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
They rebelled against the attitudes
And sex became bad and dirty and naughty and creepy again. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
And sex became bad and dirty and naughty and creepy again.
Thank you. [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
Thank you. [audience laughing]
We are not comfortable with sex the way you guys do it, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
We are not comfortable with sex the way you guys do it,
Scottish Protestants. We have sex by mail. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Scottish Protestants. We have sex by mail.
Dear Margaret- [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
Dear Margaret- [audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:34
[audience laughing]