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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

He was an old whiteguy from Sacramento that studied at theUniversity of Beijing

He was an old white
guy from Sacramento that studied at the
University of Beijing

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He was an old white guy from Sacramento
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that studied at the University of Beijing.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:55
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]
So he looked at my eye and he went, "Ah, eye infection." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
So he looked at my eye and he went, "Ah, eye infection....
Take off your socks and shoes." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:16
Take off your socks and shoes."
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
[audience laughing]
I had a girlfriend once who said, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
I had a girlfriend once who said,
Anyway, he gets this needle - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Anyway, he gets this needle
And he goes, pbbt, with the needle and my eye went, "Ah." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
And he goes, pbbt, with the needle and my eye went, "Ah...
Otherwise, how could you walk to what you see?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
Otherwise, how could you walk to what you see?"
[all laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[all laughing]
He's going, pbbt, my eye's going "Ow." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:29
He's going, pbbt, my eye's going "Ow."
I went to see a specialist eye doctor - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:22
I went to see a specialist eye doctor
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]
So let's pretend that the Chinese doctor had a French accent - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
So let's pretend that the Chinese doctor had a French a...
And to be honest, even the French are like, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:15
And to be honest, even the French are like,
So I walked in and I, and she looked at my eye - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
So I walked in and I, and she looked at my eye
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
She said, "I'm afraid, Craig, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
She said, "I'm afraid, Craig,
She said, "A chalazion, Craig, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
She said, "A chalazion, Craig,
It blocks the tear duct and it gets infected. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
It blocks the tear duct and it gets infected.
We pop the pus ball and the pus rolls down your cheek - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
We pop the pus ball and the pus rolls down your cheek