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He's going, pbbt,
my eye's going "Ow." He's going, pbbt, "Ow,"
pbbt, "Ow," pbbt, "Ow." I was like, "Is this
gonna cure my eye?" He said, "No, but it's cool,
isn't it? Isn't it cool?" [audience laughing] I said, "It is cool, but
I'm looking for something that'll cure my
serious eye infection." He said, "Well, look, Craig,
I'm not an expert," he said, "But if I had an eye infection and I didn't know what it was, I'd go and see a
specialist eye doctor." I was like, "You are so wise." [audience laughing] So I did
my eye's going "Ow." He's going, pbbt, "Ow,"
pbbt, "Ow," pbbt, "Ow." I was like, "Is this
gonna cure my eye?" He said, "No, but it's cool,
isn't it? Isn't it cool?" [audience laughing] I said, "It is cool, but
I'm looking for something that'll cure my
serious eye infection." He said, "Well, look, Craig,
I'm not an expert," he said, "But if I had an eye infection and I didn't know what it was, I'd go and see a
specialist eye doctor." I was like, "You are so wise." [audience laughing] So I did
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He's going, pbbt,
my eye's going "Ow."
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He's going, pbbt, "Ow,"
pbbt, "Ow," pbbt, "Ow."
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I was like, "Is this
gonna cure my eye?"
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He said, "No, but it's cool,
isn't it? Isn't it cool?"
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[audience laughing]
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I said, "It is cool, but
I'm looking for something
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that'll cure my
serious eye infection."
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He said, "Well, look, Craig,
I'm not an expert," he said,
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"But if I had an eye infection
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and I didn't know what it was,
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I'd go and see a
specialist eye doctor."
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I was like, "You are so wise."
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[audience laughing]
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So I did.
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Movie Summary
Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.