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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

I now make the samenoises for sitting down as I used to make for sex. Like, "Oh, that is...

I now make the same
noises for sitting down as I used to make for sex.
[audience laughing] Like, "Oh, that is nice. Ah

Full Transcript

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I now make the same noises for sitting down
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as I used to make for sex. [audience laughing]
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Like, "Oh, that is nice. Ah.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:19
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
Oh, I love the feeling of the crushed velvet - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Oh, I love the feeling of the crushed velvet
Oh, that is lovely. Ah. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
Oh, that is lovely. Ah.
Oh. [groaning] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:17
Oh. [groaning]
What I'm saying is, the rules of comedy - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
What I'm saying is, the rules of comedy
And I think the only people that complain - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
And I think the only people that complain
"Oh, you can't say what you used to say," - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
"Oh, you can't say what you used to say,"
I think when old comedians are saying that, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:14
I think when old comedians are saying that,
They move too quickly, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
They move too quickly,
I didn't move quickly and have strong opinions - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
I didn't move quickly and have strong opinions
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
[audience laughing]
"What's your position on the pronoun argument, Craig?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
"What's your position on the pronoun argument, Cra...
[audience continues laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience continues laughing]
And I'm glad there's a mixture old people and young people - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
And I'm glad there's a mixture old people and youn...
I'm glad because it gives us a chance - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
I'm glad because it gives us a chance
[audience laughing] It's like being young, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
[audience laughing] It's like being young,
By the way, cortisone is the wonder cream. Just get it. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
By the way, cortisone is the wonder cream. Just get it.
[imitates squirting] Oh." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[imitates squirting] Oh."
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]
But the old people, you know, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
But the old people, you know,
That's just a side effect to being young, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
That's just a side effect to being young,