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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

If she disagrees withsomething you say, if she thinks youwere talking shit, she doesn't...

If she disagrees with
something you say, if she thinks you
were talking shit, she doesn't try and cancel you

Full Transcript

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If she disagrees with something you say,
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if she thinks you were talking shit,
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she doesn't try and cancel you.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:31
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
Here's how you know you're talking shit - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
Here's how you know you're talking shit
You say whatever crap you say, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
You say whatever crap you say,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
[audience laughing]
She's about 16 years older than me, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
She's about 16 years older than me,
She's my mom's youngest sister, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
She's my mom's youngest sister,
It was the 1960s and she was the first person, actually, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
It was the 1960s and she was the first person, actually,
She used to sing "Tutti Frutti" to me as a lullaby. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
She used to sing "Tutti Frutti" to me as a lullaby...
♪ Tutti frutti, oh la rudy - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:19
♪ Tutti frutti, oh la rudy
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
[audience laughing]
You can't fall asleep during "Tutti Frutti." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
You can't fall asleep during "Tutti Frutti."
Anyway, about probably 18 months ago, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
Anyway, about probably 18 months ago,
I was in Scotland, I was talking to my Auntie Betty, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
I was in Scotland, I was talking to my Auntie Betty,
Are you going out and do a standup tour?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
Are you going out and do a standup tour?"
It's always been your dream to appear in this city." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
It's always been your dream to appear in this city.&quo...
I feel like they're waiting on the balls of their feet - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
I feel like they're waiting on the balls of their feet
They're terrible." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:26
They're terrible."
They're fa-fa-fa-fa-fascists. That's what they are." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
They're fa-fa-fa-fa-fascists. That's what they are...
No, they're terrifying. They're nasty little Nazis." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
No, they're terrifying. They're nasty little Nazis...
"Oh, is that right? [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
"Oh, is that right? [audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]