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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

I'm so hungry I couldread a Covid bat." It was bad

I'm so hungry I could
read a Covid bat." [audience laughing] It was bad

Full Transcript

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I'm so hungry I could read a Covid bat."
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[audience laughing]
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It was bad.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:49
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
And also, it wasn't just the Covid, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
And also, it wasn't just the Covid,
It was the fear that was everywhere with the Covid - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
It was the fear that was everywhere with the Covid
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
[audience laughing]
The bonus feature I got the first time with Covid, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
The bonus feature I got the first time with Covid,
I got, as my bonus feature the first time around, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
I got, as my bonus feature the first time around,
[audience groaning] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
[audience groaning]
I'm here for you ladies. I'm so sorry. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
I'm here for you ladies. I'm so sorry.
"Oh really, Craig? I thought only ladies got a UTI." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
"Oh really, Craig? I thought only ladies got a UTI.&quo...
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:13
[audience laughing]
And anyway, that's not how you get it you fucking asshole. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
And anyway, that's not how you get it you fucking assho...
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:13
[audience laughing]
I mean, it was so bad, I was sweating - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
I mean, it was so bad, I was sweating
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] [audience applauding] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing] [audience applauding]
I was in Scotland, so I couldn't even see my regular doctor. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
I was in Scotland, so I couldn't even see my regular do...
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
[audience laughing]
Nobody's smoking. [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
Nobody's smoking. [audience laughing]
Eventually I talked to a woman on the phone - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
Eventually I talked to a woman on the phone
But looking back on it now, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
But looking back on it now,