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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

"No wrong way." I think much morethan I used to

"No wrong way." [Craig groaning]
[audience laughing] I think much more
than I used to

Full Transcript

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"No wrong way."
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[Craig groaning] [audience laughing]
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I think much more than I used to.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:12
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
Every time I go for a poop, I think, "Is this it?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
Every time I go for a poop, I think, "Is this it?"
I'm like, "Uh-oh. Oh no, it's all right." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
I'm like, "Uh-oh. Oh no, it's all right."...
If you have the beet salad one day, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
If you have the beet salad one day,
You guys are like, "Yeah, just keep walking." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
You guys are like, "Yeah, just keep walking."
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
[audience laughing]
I do feel a bit monkey-poxy though. I don't- - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
I do feel a bit monkey-poxy though. I don't-
I don't know. [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
I don't know. [audience laughing]
Like, the very beginning, you know, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
Like, the very beginning, you know,
You know, when it was still cool? I got it right then. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
You know, when it was still cool? I got it right then.
I got it right at the beginning - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
I got it right at the beginning
[audience laughing] That's when I got it. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
[audience laughing] That's when I got it.
"Quick, Covid is coming. Get toilet paper." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:16
"Quick, Covid is coming. Get toilet paper."
But if it flies in and your ass is full of toilet paper, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:19
But if it flies in and your ass is full of toilet paper,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
"That ham look Covid-y to you?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
"That ham look Covid-y to you?"
I'm so hungry I could read a Covid bat." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
I'm so hungry I could read a Covid bat."
And also, it wasn't just the Covid, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
And also, it wasn't just the Covid,
It was the fear that was everywhere with the Covid - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
It was the fear that was everywhere with the Covid
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]