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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

Now I'm stiff all the time and my dick's all liveand supple all the time

Now I'm stiff all the time and my dick's all live
and supple all the time

Full Transcript

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Now I'm stiff all the time
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and my dick's all live and supple all the time.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:10
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]
I now make the same noises for sitting down - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
I now make the same noises for sitting down
Oh, I love the feeling of the crushed velvet - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Oh, I love the feeling of the crushed velvet
Oh, that is lovely. Ah. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
Oh, that is lovely. Ah.
Oh. [groaning] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:17
Oh. [groaning]
What I'm saying is, the rules of comedy - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
What I'm saying is, the rules of comedy
And I think the only people that complain - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
And I think the only people that complain
"Oh, you can't say what you used to say," - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
"Oh, you can't say what you used to say,"
I think when old comedians are saying that, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:14
I think when old comedians are saying that,
They move too quickly, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
They move too quickly,
I didn't move quickly and have strong opinions - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
I didn't move quickly and have strong opinions
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
[audience laughing]
"What's your position on the pronoun argument, Craig?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
"What's your position on the pronoun argument, Cra...
[audience continues laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience continues laughing]
And I'm glad there's a mixture old people and young people - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
And I'm glad there's a mixture old people and youn...
I'm glad because it gives us a chance - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
I'm glad because it gives us a chance
[audience laughing] It's like being young, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
[audience laughing] It's like being young,
By the way, cortisone is the wonder cream. Just get it. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
By the way, cortisone is the wonder cream. Just get it.
[imitates squirting] Oh." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[imitates squirting] Oh."
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]