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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

"Quick, Covid is coming.Get toilet paper." "Why?" "Well, you have tostuff in your ass."...

Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy • 2024

"Quick, Covid is coming.
Get toilet paper." "Why?" "Well, you have to
stuff in your ass." "Why?" "Well, the Covid bat
flies into your house and if it sees your ass is
open, it flies up your ass and goes [coughs]
into your body

Full Transcript

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"Quick, Covid is coming. Get toilet paper."

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"Why?"

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"Well, you have to stuff in your ass."

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"Why?"

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"Well, the Covid bat flies into your house

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and if it sees your ass is open, it flies up your ass

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and goes [coughs] into your body.

Duration

16 seconds

Views

32

Timestamp in Movie

00:27:02

Uploaded

Apr 09, 2025

Genres

Production

Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.