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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

She moved it and she went, "Oh, it looks like asnail with leprosy

She moved it and she went, "Oh, it looks like a
snail with leprosy

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She moved it and she went,
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"Oh, it looks like a snail with leprosy.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:23
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
I'll give you some antibiotics and it'll clear right up." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:14
I'll give you some antibiotics and it'll clear rig...
It was like, "Yeah, we took some Patagonian acid, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
It was like, "Yeah, we took some Patagonian acid,
Ah-ha-ha!" [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:13
Ah-ha-ha!" [audience laughing]
Looked like a snail with leprosy." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
Looked like a snail with leprosy."
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
[audience laughing]
The second time I got Covid... [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
The second time I got Covid... [audience laughing]
It was, I got something as my bonus feature. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
It was, I got something as my bonus feature.
Something called, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
Something called,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
It sounds like a leprechaun's walking stick or something. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
It sounds like a leprechaun's walking stick or somethin...
"Ah, touch me chalazion and I'll give yous a pot o' gold. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
"Ah, touch me chalazion and I'll give yous a pot o...
"I'm sorry for walking like this. I've got a UTI." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:13
"I'm sorry for walking like this. I've got a ...
And it looks like a stye but it's not a stye. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
And it looks like a stye but it's not a stye.
And I was like, oh, and I was in Scotland again - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
And I was like, oh, and I was in Scotland again
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
And I had to go and see the same doctor - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
And I had to go and see the same doctor
She went, "Oh, what's that?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:20
She went, "Oh, what's that?"
I better have another look at your penis just in case." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
I better have another look at your penis just in case."
You had your chance, doctor." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
You had your chance, doctor."
She said, "It looks like a stye." I went, "Okay." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
She said, "It looks like a stye." I went, "Ok...