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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

She said, "But your chalazion, because your immune systemhas been compromised by the...

She said, "But your chalazion, because your immune system
has been compromised by the COVID-19, your
chalazion has calcified

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She said, "But your chalazion,
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because your immune system has been compromised
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by the COVID-19, your chalazion has calcified.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:11
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
It has become like a little rock, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:38
It has become like a little rock,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
The eye is an extremely difficult place - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
The eye is an extremely difficult place
And she put a clamp in my eye - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
And she put a clamp in my eye
Which, it was like that movie "Clockwork Orange." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
Which, it was like that movie "Clockwork Orange."
I love the idea of a touchy millennial - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
I love the idea of a touchy millennial
"Ah!" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:19
"Ah!"
The little things, and she wriggled around in there - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
The little things, and she wriggled around in there
I went, "Ooh, that's good. Do the other side." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
I went, "Ooh, that's good. Do the other side."...
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:24
[audience laughing]
You grew it yourself - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
You grew it yourself
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
[audience laughing]
I got the chalazion, I got it dried out, I got it varnished, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
I got the chalazion, I got it dried out, I got it varnished,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
And she said, "Wow, that's unusual. What's that?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
And she said, "Wow, that's unusual. What's th...
I said, "It's an Irish pearl." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:24
I said, "It's an Irish pearl."
I mean, my wife, we've been married for 15 years - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
I mean, my wife, we've been married for 15 years
Now, we were in Scotland during the lockdown, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Now, we were in Scotland during the lockdown,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
You went out your house, somebody'll be like, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
You went out your house, somebody'll be like,