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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

The fever wouldn't go away and I was standing with mypenis in a glass of cold water, and I...

The fever wouldn't go away and I was standing with my
penis in a glass of cold water, and I started to kind of
hallucinate in this odd way

Full Transcript

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The fever wouldn't go away
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and I was standing with my penis in a glass of cold water,
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and I started to kind of hallucinate in this odd way.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:47
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
And it said a thing and I went, "Wow, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
And it said a thing and I went, "Wow,
It went, "If I live through this, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:16
It went, "If I live through this,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
And it was a bit tricky - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
And it was a bit tricky
And she said, you know, "I talked to her about the Covid - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
And she said, you know, "I talked to her about the Covi...
And she said, "What is it?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
And she said, "What is it?"
She went, "Oh great." [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:13
She went, "Oh great." [audience laughing]
10 points off Slytherin." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
10 points off Slytherin."
She got a little tongue-depressor thing and she moved it. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
She got a little tongue-depressor thing and she moved it.
She moved it and she went, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
She moved it and she went,
I'll give you some antibiotics and it'll clear right up." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:14
I'll give you some antibiotics and it'll clear rig...
It was like, "Yeah, we took some Patagonian acid, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
It was like, "Yeah, we took some Patagonian acid,
Ah-ha-ha!" [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:13
Ah-ha-ha!" [audience laughing]
Looked like a snail with leprosy." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
Looked like a snail with leprosy."
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
[audience laughing]
The second time I got Covid... [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
The second time I got Covid... [audience laughing]
It was, I got something as my bonus feature. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
It was, I got something as my bonus feature.
Something called, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
Something called,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
It sounds like a leprechaun's walking stick or something. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
It sounds like a leprechaun's walking stick or somethin...