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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

We pop the pus ball and thepus rolls down your cheek like when the clown cries."

We pop the pus ball and the
pus rolls down your cheek like when the clown cries." [audience laughing]

Full Transcript

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We pop the pus ball and the pus rolls down your cheek
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like when the clown cries."
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[audience laughing]
Duration
10 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:00
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
She said, "But your chalazion, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:13
She said, "But your chalazion,
It has become like a little rock, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:38
It has become like a little rock,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
The eye is an extremely difficult place - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
The eye is an extremely difficult place
And she put a clamp in my eye - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
And she put a clamp in my eye
Which, it was like that movie "Clockwork Orange." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
Which, it was like that movie "Clockwork Orange."
I love the idea of a touchy millennial - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
I love the idea of a touchy millennial
"Ah!" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:19
"Ah!"
The little things, and she wriggled around in there - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
The little things, and she wriggled around in there
I went, "Ooh, that's good. Do the other side." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
I went, "Ooh, that's good. Do the other side."...
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:24
[audience laughing]
You grew it yourself - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
You grew it yourself
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
[audience laughing]
I got the chalazion, I got it dried out, I got it varnished, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
I got the chalazion, I got it dried out, I got it varnished,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
And she said, "Wow, that's unusual. What's that?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
And she said, "Wow, that's unusual. What's th...
I said, "It's an Irish pearl." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:24
I said, "It's an Irish pearl."
I mean, my wife, we've been married for 15 years - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
I mean, my wife, we've been married for 15 years
Now, we were in Scotland during the lockdown, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Now, we were in Scotland during the lockdown,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]