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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

You grew it yourself like the winemakers ofprovence grew the grapes to make the Sauvignon

You grew it yourself like the winemakers of
provence grew the grapes to make the Sauvignon

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You grew it yourself
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like the winemakers of provence grew the grapes
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to make the Sauvignon.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:57
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
[audience laughing]
I got the chalazion, I got it dried out, I got it varnished, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
I got the chalazion, I got it dried out, I got it varnished,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
And she said, "Wow, that's unusual. What's that?" - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
And she said, "Wow, that's unusual. What's th...
I said, "It's an Irish pearl." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:24
I said, "It's an Irish pearl."
I mean, my wife, we've been married for 15 years - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
I mean, my wife, we've been married for 15 years
Now, we were in Scotland during the lockdown, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Now, we were in Scotland during the lockdown,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
[audience laughing]
You went out your house, somebody'll be like, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
You went out your house, somebody'll be like,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
[audience laughing]
And get some toilet paper in your ass - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:16
And get some toilet paper in your ass
And normally, you know, I'm out working, I'm doing stuff, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
And normally, you know, I'm out working, I'm doing...
And we were locked together, a lot more time together - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
And we were locked together, a lot more time together
And I had no idea how much I irritated this woman. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
And I had no idea how much I irritated this woman.
And I started to, just to amuse myself, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:19
And I started to, just to amuse myself,
The emu is a bird in New Zealand. Very angry bird. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
The emu is a bird in New Zealand. Very angry bird.
Like about 100,000 people a year are killed by emus. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Like about 100,000 people a year are killed by emus.
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:15
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:07
[audience laughing]