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Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy

You know, every time Iwatched it, I thought, "Man, I wish Istill took Hashish." I feel...

You know, every time I
watched it, I thought, "Man, I wish I
still took Hashish." I feel that it would be a
real kind of duck ala orange

Full Transcript

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You know, every time I watched it, I thought,
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"Man, I wish I still took Hashish."
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I feel that it would be a real kind of duck ala orange.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:43
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Green Mountain West

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Movie Summary

Ferguson returns to the spotlight and despite life's setbacks - his recent bout with an unknown calcified infection that plagued his eyeball, a nasty UTI, long covid, his fear of millennials, and having to tiptoe his comedy around foreign accents and his wife - Craig Ferguson is still so happy.
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:18
[audience laughing]
Uh-oh! [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
Uh-oh! [audience laughing]
Do you remember in that show, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Do you remember in that show,
That baby was Elon Musk. [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
That baby was Elon Musk. [audience laughing]
He's not an attractive man. [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
He's not an attractive man. [audience laughing]
Well look, I'm not judging, but there is a thing - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
Well look, I'm not judging, but there is a thing
It's not his fault, but he brings out something in me - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
It's not his fault, but he brings out something in me
But every time I see even a photograph of Mark Z-Zuckerberg, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
But every time I see even a photograph of Mark Z-Zuckerberg,
Even just a photograph of him, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
Even just a photograph of him,
Now, what is that? [audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:12
Now, what is that? [audience laughing]
I've thought of a way of saving earth from robot thinking. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
I've thought of a way of saving earth from robot thinki...
You hate this guy." - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:09
You hate this guy."
So we have to stop thinking like robots - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:13
So we have to stop thinking like robots
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:10
[audience laughing]
No, my Auntie Betty is a very emotionally-well person. - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
No, my Auntie Betty is a very emotionally-well person.
She's a very emotionally developed, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
She's a very emotionally developed,
If she disagrees with something you say, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:08
If she disagrees with something you say,
Here's how you know you're talking shit - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:05
Here's how you know you're talking shit
You say whatever crap you say, - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:06
You say whatever crap you say,
[audience laughing] - Craig Ferguson: I'm So Happy 00:11
[audience laughing]