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Crank

Your life, jackass

Crank • 2006
Chev Chelios:
Congratulations.Don Kim:Did I win something?Chev Chelios:Your life, jackass

Full Transcript

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Congratulations
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Did I win something Your life jackass
Available in 3 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
506
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:49
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, crime, thriller
Production
Lakeshore Entertainment,RadicalMedia,GreeneStreet Films,Lionsgate

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Movie Summary

Professional assassin Chev Chelios learns his rival has injected him with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops.

Actors

Jason Statham
Chev Chelios
Jason Statham
Keone Young
Don Kim
Keone Young
You're an adrenaline junkie with no soul - Crank 00:05
You're an adrenaline junkie with no soul
I'm sorry. - Crank 00:08
I'm sorry.
Take me right here in front of everyone - Crank 00:06
Take me right here in front of everyone
No! No! Shit! Get off! - Crank 00:12
No! No! Shit! Get off!
You filthy animal! - Crank 00:28
You filthy animal!
I'm alive! - Crank 00:11
I'm alive!
Oh, my god! - Crank 00:52
Oh, my god!
Hey man what's the matter with you You a crackheadRight just step on it all right You're won't die in my cab crackheadI got something for youTake this Haitian shitThis shit is some hardcore shit It's made from plant shit - Crank 00:25
Hey man what's the matter with you You a crackheadRight...
Take this Haitian shit. - Crank 00:09
Take this Haitian shit.
Hey, what are you laughing at? - Crank 00:14
Hey, what are you laughing at?
What the hell. - Crank 00:05
What the hell.
Yeah. It tastes like ass. That's right, devil. You wait. - Crank 00:14
Yeah. It tastes like ass. That's right, devil. You...
- Shut the fuck up! - Crank 00:07
- Shut the fuck up!
Whoop, there it is! - Crank 00:06
Whoop, there it is!
- What'd you say was in this stuff? - Crank 00:07
- What'd you say was in this stuff?
It'll be $5.55. - Crank 00:13
It'll be $5.55.
This is fucked. - Crank 00:08
This is fucked.
Yeah, okay. - Crank 00:53
Yeah, okay.
Where is that motherfucker? - Crank 00:58
Where is that motherfucker?
Verona's got nothing to do with thisWhatDon Carlos wants you off the streets CarlitoYou've totally lost your shit dogYou're all over TV Destroying property making unauthorized hitsYou're causing the organization a great deal of embarrassmentYou're telling - Crank 00:49
Verona's got nothing to do with thisWhatDon Carlos...